Time to powder up fellas

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  1. SydneyDon

    SydneyDon 2008/2009 TGG The Green Card "International Poster

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    I use a great move. Imagine you are walking past some hurdles but only need to hurdle with one leg.
     
    #321 SydneyDon, May 28, 2012
  2. DHarris52

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    I about went through an entire bottle of green Gold Bond today.
     
    #322 DHarris52, Jun 20, 2012
  3. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    my balls actually melted off so I dont have to powder anymore
     
    #323 jonnyd, Jun 20, 2012
  4. BIG COUNTRY

    BIG COUNTRY Well-Known Member

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    holy crap i was at the yankee game today the amount of powder and beer i went through
     
    #324 BIG COUNTRY, Jun 20, 2012
  5. reverseapachemaster

    reverseapachemaster Banned

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    Don't you guys just unzip your pants and pull out your sack when it gets hot? Lots cheaper than going through all that powder like a stripper.
     
    #325 reverseapachemaster, Jun 20, 2012
  6. Scruggy

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    My balls were fittin' tah try me this morning.

    So . . .

    [YOUTUBE]yAcNlszXJaw[/YOUTUBE]
     
    #326 Scruggy, Jun 21, 2012
  7. Scruggy

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    It is time . . .

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    #327 Scruggy, Apr 25, 2013
  8. LeonNYJ

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    still cold up here. Hardly any warm days.
     
    #328 LeonNYJ, Apr 25, 2013
  9. TommyJ

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    there's an easy fix for all of this, move to southern california. no overbearing heat, no humidity, no fuckin' mosquitos or bugs of any kind, you need a blanket at night in the middle of summer. at least in the beach towns this is the case. it's a great way to spend your days. givin' ya pearls here people.
     
    #329 TommyJ, Apr 25, 2013
  10. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    CVS was all out of green this morning. Early birds nabbed the good stuff
     
    #330 jonnyd, Apr 25, 2013
  11. TommyJ

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    CVS- Cultivate your Very Sack
     
    #331 TommyJ, Apr 25, 2013
  12. Br4d

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    Born Free!

    Edit: Fuck! Now I'm going to have that song running through my head for the rest of the day and it's even worse than a Julie Andrews warble.
     
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  13. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    It's in the 60s in south Texas in late April. The boys are dry as a bone.
     
    #333 abyzmul, Apr 25, 2013
  14. greenbeanz

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    still a bit too cold to need it here in jersey. its coming soon tho. nothing like that tingle of green in the morning to start the day. CANT WAIT
     
    #334 greenbeanz, Apr 25, 2013
  15. Scruggy

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    well, in fairness, today my scrotal perspiration may be pre-draft anxiety . .

    Maybe Draft Day should be The Official start to the "Time to Powder Up, Fellas" season every year?
     
    #335 Scruggy, Apr 25, 2013
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  16. LeonNYJ

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    Going to a wedding and my tux pants are a little too tight. My balls were starting to get a little heated... Luckily I went to the bathroom and powdered up... Ahhh such sweet relief.
     
    #336 LeonNYJ, Jul 27, 2013
  17. LeonNYJ

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    Bump for 2014
     
    #337 LeonNYJ, May 20, 2014
  18. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I've been gold bonding for a month already. Fucking Johnny, never thought I'd learn hygiene habits from you man.
     
    #338 abyzmul, May 20, 2014
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    owwwwwwwww. Helped some friends opening a killer awesome restaurant this weekend. I powdered this morning and 15 hour later I'm in pain. This sucks.

    http://www.prohibitionriver.com
     
    #339 xmscott, Jun 15, 2014
  20. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    I had my sack cryogenically frozen...Im in perma frost mode for the rest of my life
     
    #340 jonnyd, Jun 15, 2014
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