So don't stick to your 9 to 5 job because you're not really good at that. Just being honest. If you WERE any good you'd have a job already. The process shouldn't start after graduation. But what do I know? I'm just an astronaut. Here's a clue, spend less time on a fan forum and more time studying. I mean, in the past. _
The process started before graduation, I went through a written, psychological and physical. Still more steps to complete.
Women will name their children 'byz, but without the unneeded punctuation. The story of the Spurs-in-6 prediction will become a folk tale, something that grandmothers will tell babes while they bathe them in sinks. Children will never be allowed to trim their hair out of superstition.
The Lincoln Memorial will be augmented with a giant number 6 above Abe's head (with the letters BYZ etched into it) to commemorate one of the most amazing predictions in the history of the world.
So you ARE becoming a cop. Nobody going to work at an investment bank or private equity firm or hedge fund needs to take a written test, a psychological test and a physical test. Dude, you're not cut out to be a cop. My older brother was an NYC homicide detective and my younger brother was a Nassau County cop. You'll get eaten alive. Go find a 9-5 job in a strip mall and avoid yourself the pants peeing. Beside, kids from the mean streets of Franklin Lakes NJ don't become cops. They become moneymakers. _
cumming will be renamed byzing. for example, soxxx will now yell to jstrokes "don't stop, I'm byzing hard" or "byz on me, astro boy". Strokes will then say "wow that byzing was so out of this world that NASA should do experiments on it". And that's the story of how this survivor from Franklin ended up on a space station.
Who the fuck cares about what you do for a living. Is that the new thing now? To flaunt your career around on an Internet forum and brag about how yours is better than mine? I mean Jesus. Anyways, pumped for tonight. Can't wait to see Miami lose this thing.
Nope just busting soxx balls when he's mocking jobs. Long running joke. But I am looking for a great series. _
Tonight can't come soon enough!!! I'm excited but nervous. The last thing I want to see is Miami winning again.
I don't usually enjoy this, but when the poster fits the stereotype of the worst of that career (arrogant, willfully ignorant, naive, illogical, poor reasoning skills and reading comprehension, preference rationalizing, and possibly an affinity for donuts) it's golden.
http://grantland.com/the-triangle/chander-parsons-and-houstons-game-of-dominoes/ This part had me laughing because it might happen: " The second he inks a four-year, $40 million offer sheet with a rival, his cap hit jumps from that $2.73 million figure to the first-year salary of that offer sheet — something in the range of $10 million. Bye-bye, cap room. It would be tremendous entertainment to see a team do this just to screw the Rockets. Don’t dismiss that possibility."
