Had a visitor today..

Heh, we get a lot of that here, plus wild pigs and some other weird stuff. I was pulling into the parking lot at work about a year ago and I saw a ring tailed cat. I almost shit myself because I had never seen one before and I thought I was looking at a lemur:

 

But you still root for a mediocre club..... he's not great in all areas

 

I woke up to find a little pussy in my bed this morning, it looked so hungry that I decided to feed it everything I had. Its now a very happy pussy.

God is indeed great

Mediocre? Thank you I'm buying

 

Came home to one of these one night..... it was like 6 inches long....he met the bottom of a shoe rather quickly as they are poisonous.

 

At least they didn't let their title "slip away"

 

We won't be challenging for decades, sadly. Until that fat c**t ashley leaves and takes his cockney mafia with him

 

I used to see those fuckers a lot in Hawaii of all places. You'd just be walking around downtown and all of a sudden there's a huge centipede in the middle of the sidewalk. Nasty fuckers, too. They had a fair share of scorpions as well, not as much as Texas though.

 

Barry, are these creeps in Vegas? I only thought that 'oversized' centipedes were south-of-the-border or in the Far East (e.g. Thailand).
Repulsive bastards…centipedes bring out the girlie in me.

 

Is that thing on the end like a pincer?

 

It's a pair of stingers, they are poisonous.

 

gustoonarmy, Barry's not answering us.......you think he got eaten by one of them?

 

Yes