What late game penalty will propel the Jets passed the Bengals?

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What penalty will we need to beat the Bengals?

  1. Unnecessary Roughness - late hit out of bounds

    4 vote(s)
    10.3%
  2. Personal Foul - Butt pushing into offensive formation

    3 vote(s)
    7.7%
  3. Personal Foul - Marvin Lewis trips Cribbs running free down the sidelines

    19 vote(s)
    48.7%
  4. Other - please elaborate

    13 vote(s)
    33.3%
  1. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    After reading ESPN, Pro Football Talk, and the Mehta Manish, it appears the only way the Jets can win a game is with a late penalty. So which one will it be this week?
     
  2. Matt4776

    Matt4776 Active Member

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    Down by 2 with a 51 yard field goal attempt incoming, the Bengals fan base is so loud the Jets can't hear the snap count. The ball is snapped as the play is blown dead and Folk shanks the now irrelevant kick. Delay of game is called on the Bengals for the fan noise. Folk then drills the 46 yarder.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc9Eii21hyE
     
  3. Section 227. Row 5

    Section 227. Row 5 Active Member

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    Unsportsmanlike Conduct:

    Rex Ryan getting beer thrown on him by a Cincy fan after declaring: "Who the hell would ever want to live in Cincinnati, Ohio in the first place?"
     
  4. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    That was awesome...totally forgot about that one
     
  5. Mitch_Dumstein

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    no late penalties will be needed to beat the Bengals as they were not needed twice in 2010 and for just about every time the Jets have ever played the Bengals
     
  6. skipper

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    ridiculous poll
     
  7. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    Just a humerus take on the Media claiming we only win with due to late game dumb penalty by the other team
     
  8. ConcordeChops

    ConcordeChops 2018 International Poster Award Winner

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    Jets down 17-16 inside the two minute warning. Ryan Quigley shanks yet another punt out-of-bounds at the 30 but is caught late resulting in a roughing the kicker penalty.

    Folk drills the 64 yard field goal after not having sex with his wife on Thursday. Nick celebrates the win by destroying the Flight Crew with his backed-up testosterone reserves.
     
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  9. Endlessly Counting

    Endlessly Counting Well-Known Member

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    I thought the Flight Crew didn't go to the away games
     
  10. JetBlue

    JetBlue Well-Known Member

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    and I am sure it is completely serious and the OP not only expects a late penalty to save the day but thinks someone here can actually predict it.
     
  11. JetBlue

    JetBlue Well-Known Member

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    obviously your conclusion actually supports the notion that a late penalty is needed because odds are it will eventually, and since it has never happened before it is now almost guaranteed to happen this week.

    with this advanced analysis of your position now brought to your attention, please revise your answer to which which penalty it will likely be.
     
  12. Section 227. Row 5

    Section 227. Row 5 Active Member

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    Let's pretend they do, for purposes of this ridiculous thread.

    And let's also pretend that we all get laid by every one of them before the end of the season.
     
  13. JetBlue

    JetBlue Well-Known Member

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    down by 2 at our own 40, Bengals are called for PI on a hail mary that barely makes it to the 14 yard line as time expires. Jets kick the 31 yard FG with the free play to win 22-21.
     
  14. Biggs

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    Intentional grounding in the end zone for a safety. We don't need no stinking penalties to win we need to be penalized to keep it interesting for the home fans.
     
  15. BleedGreen89

    BleedGreen89 Well-Known Member

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    I choose other- Jets will be down late, but a helmet to helmet hit on Stephen Hill will be flagged and put the Jets once again into position for a Folk GW FG
     
  16. GangGreenTay

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    You guys need to learn anti jet media stories sell. These guys get paid to write bs and they very well know it is bs
     
  17. MexicanJet

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    Fuck this shit. Win the fucking game outright.
     
  18. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    past, not passed. Come on man
     
  19. LAJet

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    I feel the Jets don't need anyone to help them. But Just for laughs. Highlight might read

    Jets 23-17 victory clouded by poor officiating. Media talking heads Smith and Skip brainless Bayless claim " The bengals were robbed, holding call against Green, negating a TD with time expiring was improperly applied, since his hold was secondary and irrelevant to the play in question " " further details from creditable media indicate the NFL might send Skip to officiating school to learn the rules"
     
  20. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    Here's what happens:

    Ivory runs it in from the 5 as time expires...Bengals called for 12 men on the field...Rex accepts the penalty (only Rex), then Ivory runs it in from the 10!

    Mehta: Jets saved again by bad call
     

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