NSA director modeled top secret war room to look like the bridge of the Enterprise

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    NSA director modeled top secret war room to look like the bridge of Star Trek's Enterprise

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  2. jilozzo

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    a "whoosh" noise.......

    unfukinbelievable.

    its really about time the general public wakes up and realizes most of the current decision makers in this country permanently belong in outer space.
     
  3. ShadeTree#55

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    It's ok, its Obama, he is just like the average guy on the street. If it was Bush, then the college crowd would have to worry, he likes oil and bad things.
     
  4. GordonGecko

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    You're kidding me - this is what we're paying for? What the fuck is this dumbshit thinking, he thinks he's batman or something. This is what happens when you have massive secret budgets for bureaucrats who can get away with whatever they want with no accountability. The NSA seeds a serious fucking overhaul

    BTW: every time we type "NSA", there's probably a red light that flashes over there on Captain Kirk's chair
     
  5. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Welcome to Obamerica!
     
  6. Biggs

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    e-mail and phone calls, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship NSA. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
     
  7. BrowningNagle

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    Not sure if any president should be held directly responsible for every loon in government below them, but if it's any consolation..

    Alexander was named Director of the NSA by Donald Rumsfeld, President Bush's Defense Secretary in 2005. This bullshit theme park was actually built when he was head of the U.S. Army's Intelligence and Security Command (2001-2003) also during Bush's term.

    Like I said, I'm not sure it's fair to criticize any President for every little "project" and loon in government that's layers below them - but its especially unfair to criticize a President that was nowhere near Washington when this was happening, just because we are all late in receiving the news. But I can see you want to make this a party thing anyway possible, so enjoy...
     
  8. jilozzo

    jilozzo Well-Known Member

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    Ahha....had to be bush/rumsfeld behind this one. explains why BO left this in place for it to be publicized.

    if this occured under BO - no way we would know about it and that black chair would be history :)
     
  9. typeOnegative13NY

    typeOnegative13NY Well-Known Member

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    should be "above them". Presidents are just puppets
     
  10. Br4d

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    When I hear something like this I think about Nero and Caligula running fake battles in the marshes around Rome so they could "command" a great army defeating it's enemies, who were hapless slaves slaughtered by the thousands.

    If you need to imagine that you're somebody big and powerful the odds are you're not.
     
  11. deathstar

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    At least he was creative with spending money...
     

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