Aaron Hernandez, dont drop the soap

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  1. Hobbes3259

    Hobbes3259 Well-Known Member

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    Geno-fer Lopez. The diva.

    Sorry, I was too busy watching a ball game to monitor the previous posts.

    Apologies to the self apponted thread police.

    Careful, thats how Zimmerman got in trouble.
     
  2. MowTin

    MowTin Active Member

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    Wow, I thought I hated the Patriots. You REALLY hate the Patriots. lol
     
  3. MowTin

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    Patriots are straight gangsta. Don't fuck with them. They'll take you out execution style.

    I can't believe what a real-life thug Hernandez is! Wow, he threw away 40 million dollars and all the pussy he could eat. What a fool.
     
  4. alleycat9

    alleycat9 Well-Known Member

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    so i was reading some comments on one of hte nando articles for some humor.

    #bostonsweet

    was the best one so far.
     
  5. Don

    Don 2008 TGG Rich Kotite "Least Knowledgeable" Award W

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    Pretty interesting theory by Florio on the fact there may well be a 4th person who was in the car that night and is cooperating with police and feeding them everything on both sets of murder. Somebody that so far there has been no mention of. It's towards the end of the clip.

    http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/22825103/vp/52345882#52345882
     
  6. ScotsJet

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    It really sounds like they have more information than seems possible to have come from phones and security systems.
     
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  7. JetBlue

    JetBlue Well-Known Member

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    Just the risk of not getting pussy for any significant stretch of time should be enough to keep any man from committing a crime. Add to that replacing it with some dirty dude in the cell next door and that is why you life in prison should be mandatory for all crimes, because the person who would risk that isn't suitable for society.

    Do I want to rob this 7-11? Fuck no, I want pussy. Do I want to break into this house? Fuck no, I want pussy? Is stealing this car worth more than 5 years of no pussy and gay prison sex? Fuck no, I want pussy. Anyone who thinks otherwise needs to be locked up and throw away the key.
     
  8. Kingfish

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    When this story first broke and throughout the next week, leading up to Hernandez' arrest, I suspected that one of Hernandez' two accomplices was talking to Law Enforcement.

    It turns out that I was wrong. However, based on the way that the police investigators have been handling the case, it's obvious that they have an informant. I'm curious to know who the informant is and what his connection is to Hernandez. He could be a buddy of one of the accomplices or he could be a friend of Odin Lloyd who knew that Hernandez was involved in the first double murder.

    Or maybe the informant was Tim Tebow.
    :up:
     
  9. alleycat9

    alleycat9 Well-Known Member

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    no criminal ever thinks they will get caught. thats the difference between normal human beings and criminals. we think about hte consequence, they do not even think about it. maybe that should be a special in school. hey kids dont break the law or you will get no pussy and have to protect your ass from the scumbag in the next cell. or listen to some guy jerk off every night 3 feet away from you.
     
  10. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I meant that bad joke has been made one too many times by you. But I guess your memory is fuzzy.
     
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    it's mangini, that snitch!
     
  12. VanderbiltJets

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    Correct. However, a good (or great) PR department would convey genuity and be more effective than the Patriots'.
     
  13. MowTin

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    lol. They should teach that shit in school. Because you never really think about prison as being years and years without ANY pussy. Now imagine LIFE in prison. Oh, fuck no.

    Now imagine being Aaron Hernandez, a guy who probably has orgies every single night, having to live the rest of his life without pussy. He's going to have to jerk off using lard he stole from the cafeteria. His porn will be a half ripped playboy centerfold he traded for.

    Man, that's like falling from heaven into hell.
     
  14. Hobbes3259

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    Odd, my memory?

    You originally referenced the shooter joke.

    I made it...once?
     
  15. Don

    Don 2008 TGG Rich Kotite "Least Knowledgeable" Award W

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    They should have never stopped Scared Straight from Rahway prison...I am sure there are at least a few kids that went through that and then decided prison wasn't for them.
     
  16. alleycat9

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    so the patsies are going to give you a jersey if you return your 81 hernandez jersey that was purchased at the pro shop or internet from them.

    unless they have kept track of who you are or you have your receipt, how exactly the fuck do they plan on verifying that? i really really hope 20k people show up there with some chinese knockoffs and bust their balls all day fucking long. i almost want to get a group of people together and do up some tie dyed 81 t shirts that we can go up there with and just fuck with them.

    breaking new ground they certainly are, however i really really hope the true motivation comes out.
     
  17. ArmandJ

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    LOL, best post in this thread.
     
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    I love how they arent making a big spectacle of this whole situation. If it was the Jets it would be in every head line as the Circus Continues . They pretty much say oh how Tebow landed in the right spot and he will learn from Brady but last year and up until he got picked up by NE he was gonna be out the league and nobody wouldnt touch him unless he switched positions. NE Struck out with tons of players Chad Ocho, Albert Haynesworth, Corey Dillion, Randy Moss, Aaron Hernandez, Donte Stallworth and more. Its amazing
     
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    No one cares how many times you strike out if you keep winning.
     
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    that, friends is the bottom line.
     

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