Tebow: My Plan

Discussion in 'Tebowmania' started by Mambo9, Mar 21, 2013.

  1. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    Generalizations based on experience save time and aren't invalid by default. I have no need to search for a needle in a haystack of tebots.
     
  2. New York Tim Tebows

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    My plan: Extend his contract and make him starter
     
  3. Cman69

    Cman69 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    As long as he's starting for the New York Tebows in the Mongolian Football League (MFL), No problem.
     
  4. LongIslandBlitz

    LongIslandBlitz Well-Known Member

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    Its amazing to me that people still make threads about this guy
     
  5. catsigater

    catsigater New Member

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    Looking over the past several months, the majority don't seem to have been started by his supporters.
     
  6. SF MoneyBags

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    That's because a lot of his supporters have fled to a safe haven message board where no one can say a bad thing about Timmy or another NFL team message board in early anticipation of his acquisition. They are embarrassed and now want to get to another board so they can claim they were fans all along. Another bullshit move front the Tebot handbook
     
  7. 101GangGreen101

    101GangGreen101 2018 Thread of the Year Award Winner

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    Man I would love to troll that board
     
  8. Concerned_Citizen

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    As would I, but I already know I would last maybe 6 seconds on that site. Can't say anything bad about Timmy there.

    For all the whining they do over there about how they are treated for being a Tebow jock sniffer, they sure are intolarant when it comes to a differing opinion of one of the worst starting QBs... they sure are intolerant.

    They don't want differing ideas. Only one allowed. ...which is fine in North Korea.

    I think Kim Jong Un runs the site.

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Concerned_Citizen

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    Uh huh. Many of them registered at other boards on teams he might end up on just for that purpose. So nobody can call them a "post 3/12er."

    It's like these guys are operatives or something infiltrating boards to contaminate the water supply and turn them into Tebow fanatics. Feed people a few college stat sheets, a few heartwarming stories about building hospitals...

    They are like one of those religions that knock on peoples doors trying to convert.
     
  10. TNJet

    TNJet Well-Known Member

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    How about starting him over the Apple Turnover at QB? Rex blew an opportuinity to salvage the season last year just like he will this year.
     
  11. catsigater

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    As opposed to the jock sniffers who follow him from board to board so's they can stick their noses in it and tell everyone how bad it stinks whilst licking the residue off their noses with a fake-foul looking expression on their faces.

    Admit it. You like that smell, too.

    You guys aren't any better than the Tebots. If they didn't exist, you'd have to invent them for kicks.
     
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  12. Concerned_Citizen

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    Course not. That smell reeks, but there is a side effect that is even more harmful. Think of it as taking a walk down skid row and seeing all those broken brains everywhere from those that abused drugs a bit too much. This is a Tebow maniac in a nutshell. Some people take it upon themselves to bring awareness to illnesses like that.

    These guys contaminate the water and really dumb down a lot of fanbases. Did you see that quote from Backup QB the other day that I shared. That dude actually believes the Broncos would have done just as well or better with Tebow at QB. Yes, even over Manning. True story.

    That kinda myopia has GOTTA be exposed and eliminated. Could you imagine what would happen if enough Jet fans have that sort of propaganda pounded into their heads on a daily basis, and with their being fed up over Mark Sanchez? Most of them are pretty smart to see why few teams want him. But after Sanchez fatigue, a switch to Tebow starts to make sense to some of them. It sort of becomes like Stockholm syndrome. For those that don't know what that is, it is basically a condition where after awhile, hostages start to take sort of a liking toward their captors. It happens, and too many Bronco fans fell for it. Some life long Bronco fans even said they are fed up with the organization over Tebow. With all of the bullshit this organization had over its history, getting rid of a shitty QB was the final straw? Just because he's a nice guy?

    It is my civic duty to speak out on the harmful affects of Tebowmania. I seen first hand how it can rip a fanbase in half. Thankfully, most Jet fans have already picked up on his level of suckitude and are seeing just how rediculous Tebow fans can be.
     
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  13. catsigater

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    Whatever you need to tell yourself...
     
  14. Concerned_Citizen

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    Hold on a sec...

    *takes blood sample from catisgater*

    I think this one might be infected...
     
  15. 101GangGreen101

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    Very religious like. You have criticism regarding our "religion"? GTFO. They are truly delusional. It's actually kind of sad. They have no reason as to why he could be successful. No one wants him on their roster. When will they realize that?





    We here at this Jet forum have more reasoning then you think. Here you are getting mad about the truth. This is why no one likes Tebots and Tebow. How does it feel knowing you are one of the reasons for ending his career?
     
  16. Concerned_Citizen

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    Oh, they realize nobody wants him alright. But they point to some conspiracy or something stupid like a tatoo being the reason. Never crosses their mind that it is because he sucks, or that the Teboners getting in their faces telling them they must start him might be a turnoff when it comes to having Mr. intangible/no tangible on their team.

    If it weren't for the Teboner nutjobs, I would think a lot more teams would be willing to have him on their roster to "quietly" develop rather than campaign to rush him on to the field. Ain't gonna happen. Too many Teboners feeding the media frenzy. Either he starts, or he can't be on your team at all.

    Have fun watching the Orlando Sentinels, Teboners. Better hope he can pass there, cuz if he can't. Well, talk about an epic FAIL that would be... ...and you guys went all in with that clown... lolololololololololl!!!
     
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  17. catsigater

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    I've got no argument with Jets' fans who don't like the circus and who don't think Tebow is worth taking up a roster spot. As a fan of Tebow's I think there's a legitimate argument to be made that the circus isn't good for his career or for any team he lands on. He also hasn't shown he's got the ability to consistently do all the things NFL QBs need to do to be successful. That's why I wanted him to go to a team that didn't have a QB controversy, somewhere like Pittsburgh, so he could sit on the bench for a year or two and try to develop.

    Nor have I ever blamed anyone or said any kind of conspiracy was responsible for his lack of success.

    My last few comments were addressing folks who follow him from board to board just as predictably as his most ardent fans in order to troll. They don't want to admit it, but they suffer from Tebow Derangement Syndrome every bit as much as the Tebots do.

    The pathology may present itself differently, but the disease is the same in both cases.
     
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  18. SF MoneyBags

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    Tebow fans always think the best thing for Tebow is for him to end up with a really good team/organization. Newsflash, Timmy has nothing to offer the niners, steelers, patriots, etc. Those teams already know how to win, have passionate leaders. They do not need a selfish players with skills that peaked in college and fans who will blame everyone else for his failures.
     
  19. SF MoneyBags

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    Tim's best shot would be with some shit organiztion like the Browns or Raiders. The problem is that Tim tebow will have games like he did against the bills, chiefs, patriots and panther 3rd stringers. His fans will then blame the organization for not surrounding him with hall of fame talent at each position. They will whine about how the raiders are trying to ruin his career because al Davis was always jealous of him.
     
  20. catsigater

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    It would be if he were to sit behind those QBs while he tries to develop areas where he's lacking. Unfortunately, the circus gets in the way.

    My hope last year was that he would be Sanchez' backup while the Jets had a great season and that he might get some mop up duty or even start a game at the end of the year and show enough that another team might give him a shot at starting.

    Didn't work out that way, but if there's anyone or anything to blame other than Tebow's inability to inspire the coaches' confidence, I'm not sure who or what that would be.
     

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