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  1. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    "If I killed both him and McElroy, no one would suspect the great Tim Tebow. My whole life has been spent preparing for the perfect crime."
     
    #2 Bannon, Dec 7, 2012
  3. Royal Tee

    Royal Tee Girls juss wanna have fun
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    God
    Satan
    and Hip Replacement
     
    #3 Royal Tee, Dec 7, 2012
  4. 101GangGreen101

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    Mark Sanchez - "Eating those hot dogs surely will come back to bite me in the ass, I have to shit so bad" "Tebow also called me a bitch and cursed at me"

    "I DIDN'T LIKE THAT!"
     
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    Mike Westoff " If only I had a gun right now, I could take out Baby Jesus II and the anti-Christ"
     
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    Sanchez: "It's not fair! Rex put me in timeout and sent McElroy in!!!"
    Tebow: "You pussy assed biatch. Next week your ass is really going to cry when I take your job permanently".
     
    #6 Demosthenes9, Dec 7, 2012
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    "I'm hungry for a good salad tossing"
     
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    Sanchez: 1 yard TD throw!? I think I just went poopy in my big boy pants.
    Tebow: Please, Lord, please give me the strength...to destroy these men.
    Westoff: Where's that bitch of a waitress with my Rusty Nail? My buzz is wearing off.
     
    #8 deerow84, Dec 7, 2012
  9. Jake

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    "How the fuck do we have even a mathematical shot at the playoffs?!"
     
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  10. F Miami

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    Vacancies.
     
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  11. JetsVilma28

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    Irony


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  12. The Dark Knight

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    "Did Hill really just make a circus catch? I throw it in between the numbers and he drops it, yet McElroy throws up a Pennington duck and he catches it? Why me?"-Sanchez

    "Our God is an awesome God!"-Tebow

    "Did I die? Am I in Hell?"-Westhoff
     
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    Westhoff: " this is what I get for coming back on last year".
     
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    "I hope they still make that shampoo I like"
     
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    Sanchez: "How am I supposed to let the other team have this clipboard if there's no defense to hand it over to?"

    Tebow: "Great question, pal! I usually just scramble towards the other sideline, but I always get stopped before I get a chance to give it away."
     
    #15 nexteyenate, Dec 7, 2012
  16. Will-I-Am-Not

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    This quarterback things not working out for either of us. So what about it Tim?
    We start a male escort service. You and me do the young ones, and Westy has
    agreed to do the older gals! We'll make a killing!
     
    #16 Will-I-Am-Not, Dec 7, 2012
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    "Good luck with the pizza shops in Florida and California." - Westhoff
     
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    Westhoff: Remember she had that old hip like a fanny pack?

    Sanchez: there goes Mike singing Kanye West again.
     
    #18 Ozymandias, Dec 7, 2012
  19. ArmandJ

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    These captions are pure gold.

    Sanchez: Metlife stadium my ass. They should call it MetDeath stadium. Everyone is always booing me.

    Tebow: They don't like you because of your devilish number. Change your number to 3.

    Westhoff: Get back to work! I need you both to file my 401K.
     
    #19 ArmandJ, Dec 7, 2012
  20. ArmandJ

    ArmandJ Well-Known Member

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    Or this

    Sanchez: Oh great, he scored a touchdown. Now I have to edit my love letter to Rex Ryan.

    Tebow: Don't worry; just mention feet, defense, and feet again in some random order and I'm sure he'll come back to you being starter

    Sanchez: How come you haven't tried it?

    Tebow: I only mention two of those things.
     
    #20 ArmandJ, Dec 7, 2012
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