Imagine Sanchez Had Knocked Himself Out After Runnin' Into Moore Ass...

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  1. MurrellMartin

    MurrellMartin Well-Known Member

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    Now if we could just start every game down 35-0 or 35-3 at the half against prevent defenses and we'd be all set.
     
  2. NewEnglandJet

    NewEnglandJet Banned

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    Yup this is the problem being a "players coach"
     
  3. Jetaho

    Jetaho Well-Known Member

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    I LOL'd. Too goddamn funny.

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  4. The Notorious J.E.T.S

    The Notorious J.E.T.S Well-Known Member

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    But every team doesn't have the ultimate player's coach Rex Ryan who would take a bullet for any of his players (who in turn repay the favor by trashing teammates, lackluster play and overall insubordination.)

    Rex wants to be their friend, and his early success convinced him that was a winning strategy when it actually has always been about the talent level on the team. In 2009-2010 we had talent...and now not so much..so his bullshit "player's coach" mentality has been exposed.
     
  5. matt robinson 17

    matt robinson 17 Well-Known Member

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    His blind loyalty to this stiff will be the end of him too, I hope...
     
  6. azhar80

    azhar80 Well-Known Member

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    So Sanchez lost the game? I thought there were other players on both sides? I guess not bcuz he lost.

    Sanchez fault that his lineman got manhandled and got to taste old Moores ass. The. handoff was his fault but he did the rt thing by trying to take a minimal loss. Wilfork is a monster and fed Sanchez Moores ass. That fumble was not on him.

    There were drops by gates, Schilens, Keller, and Kerley. Stupid fumble by Greene, McKnight wasdue for one.

    Blown coverages by Scott, & Landry.

    The Jets had no shot with Montana as qb lets get real. Too many to's and poor 3rd down def. The media from the start are trying to cause division, dont fall prey.
     
  7. MurrellMartin

    MurrellMartin Well-Known Member

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    Mark Sanchez does not normally run the ball, but when he does, he ass fumbles.
     
  9. RobertTheJr

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    Unfortunately they weren't in a prevent defense. The pat's play 100% - hence Gronk's injury in BS time last week. Nice try though.
     
  10. Combustible Rextible

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    Sanchez was so mad about his performance that he peeled out of the parking lot after the game

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  11. june19

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    yo,you funny dude,thats a good one.:)


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  12. mute

    mute Well-Known Member

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    change the title of this thread... :lol:
     
  13. LongIslandBlitz

    LongIslandBlitz Well-Known Member

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    the question is where the fuck was Sanchez running to or from on that play
     
  14. JetsUK

    JetsUK Well-Known Member

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    He was running back to the LOS before sliding so as not to get sacked and take a loss - it was actually a sensible thing to do once the play had busted, though I just don't get how he missed Moore's 300 pound ass right in front of him.
     
  15. macbk

    macbk Well-Known Member

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    HATE that they gave Wilfork credit for that. Sanchez blatantly goofed himself :rofl: .
     
  16. Cakes

    Cakes Mr. Knowledge 2010

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    LOL


    How does he not see Moore's ass? It is right there in his path. If he was running with his eyes open he had to have seen Moore's ass. It is like these people who watch baseball games on TV and claim they never see pitchers' asses. How do you not see a pitcher's ass when watching a baseball game on TV?
     
  17. TNJet

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    Thanks, I needed a new desktop wallpaper
     
  18. mute

    mute Well-Known Member

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    he was just about to pass his right cheek until the collision.
     
  19. 2insane

    2insane Well-Known Member

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    Probable: RG Brandon Moore(LP/butt), QB Mark Sanchez(LP/head)
     
  20. Jetsetter

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    The rare assfumble play...as only the Jets could do it!

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