Plus she was probably menstruating. Mark has no choice. Besides, if I read the article correctly they were in different area codes so it's not even cheating.
Of course we wanted our savior to get laid...no one wants Mark playing with swollen blue balls. What if he has to scramble for Christ sake? Maybe he got dumped for being like Shonn Greene.....hitting the 'wrong hole' every time!
To the casual observer, it's a little deceptive that Sanchez fanboys keep saying he has one of "his best games of the season". This is only true because Sanchez has played like such dog shit that his performance in the other games was even worse. You know the bar is set very low when you throw an INT at the 1, have a fumble that results in a safety, and a game losing fumble in OT in a game the Jets could have won as, "one of his best games of the season".
You see who he is playing with? He outplayed Tom Brady in the 2nd half, if Stephen Hill caught the damn ball we'd probably be 4-3 right now
We WOULD be 4-3. We run the clock out if he catches that perfect ball. Lets all blame Sanchez tho that's pretty easy.
I've heard that Babe Ruth had some great games after a night of boozing. But I know that I'm not my best the morning after, and all those drinking and obstacle course driving tests show your reflexes are impaired after drinking even a small amount. I agree with whoever said a QB shouldn't drink & party for at least 2 days before a game. It's his job and his job doesn't last 52 weeks a year like it does for the rest of us. But I have an another thought about this situation: Didn't old-school coaches ban sex before a competition so you could channel all that testosterone and sexual frustration into your game? Or your boxing match? Something about weak knees? Hey, didn't George Costanza learn another language when he abstained? LOLOLOL - I know what some of you are thinking - but I'm not going there.
Good for him. No way in hell he couldn't be banging hotter, YOUNGER broads than her. I imagine she's such a dead fish in bed that a guy who was a virgin when they married got sick of her in 3 years! Good thing Aniston's off the market or Mark might be sniffing around her shriveled roast beef too...
The funny thing about this post is that pretty much every dude on this site wouldn't look twice if given the opportunity to smash that. Maybe Sanchez just has a thing for older women. Oh well, more focus on football is a good thing.
You see kids, what did we learn for the 437th time today? Nothing good ever happens when Jeff Cumberland is around.
