Hey OP. I'm the guy that wrote this fake conversation. It's definitely cool that you posted this to GangGreen. But it woud have been nice if you would have linked back to my site at profootballmock - dot - com. But still, I'm glad you liked it and posted it here.
That's pretty fucking funny - great job. I wish you could have somehow worked a Jerry Jones glory hole days comment into it. Awesome stuff. I updated the OP to link to your site.
I saw that on another site and wanted to post it here, but 1. I didn't know how and 2. I wasn't sure it would be OK. I'm glad somebody else did because I laughed my butt off reading it.