Another random Tebow thoughts

Discussion in 'Tebowmania' started by Zach, Sep 14, 2012.

  1. Zach

    Zach Well-Known Member

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    Who is better? Fitzpathetic, or Tebow?

    I mean, Tebow does not have the throwing mechanics of Fitzpathetic (which sucks hairy goat's balls, by the way) but that aside, at least Tebow WINS - which Fitzpathetic fails to do in a regular fashion. (Tebow in 2011 was 7-4 as a starter, a clear winner against 1-8 stinker Fitzpathetic posted.)

    Or can Jets trade Tebow to the Bills for 1st round (pukes) pick? To me, at least he is a winner that sucks, unlike the Fitzpathetic, who is a proven loser that sucks. (LOL!)

    And Tebow will be able to START in Buffalo. He won't have that "BRAND" problem up there in stink city that is Buffalo.

    P.S. When the Bills morons come back, at least I will know I have something for them: "Tebow is better than your backup QB!"
     
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  2. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Fitzpathetic. I dig it.
     
  3. Bob Robbins

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    The funny thing is I feel like Tebow legitimately has more upside, and in his short time in the NFL has shown a better propensity to win. I guess a huge, on-and-off passing QB who is a threat to run works out better for you than an incredibly mediocre (and that's being generous) traditional QB, at least so far.
     
  4. Remarker

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    If trading Tim is the objective, then why care who he is traded to.

    As far as Jets fans are concerned, just hope Tim isn't traded to the Pats.
     
  5. Zach

    Zach Well-Known Member

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    I would have to hear what Bills fans have to say on this matter. It's going to be fun, I tell you.
     
  6. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Gonna have to wait a few months for that, I think. They went back under that huge rock in Canadia.
     
  7. Bannon

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    Tebow and Fitz are like the mirror inverses of each other.

    Fitz makes quick, short reads and often steps on his crank with an interception. Tebow is hesitant to pull the trigger (to a fault), and does not excel at quick, short throws.

    Fitz does not have a good arm for downfield and crossfield throws, Tebow has a great arm for power throws.

    Tebow has an uncanny knack for winning ways, disproportionate to his seeming efficiency.

    Fitz has an uncanny knack for losing -- he looks a little better sometimes, but has an amazing propensity to crush his team's chance of winning.

    Fitz is on the smallish side, Tebow is a swole up Hulk.

    Fitz is cerebral, with a body that just isn't as good as his mind.

    Tebow is . . . well.
     
  8. Zach

    Zach Well-Known Member

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    You lost me there.

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    P.S. I think I got it. My brother helped me here big time.

    Me: I think Tebow is better than Fitzpathetic
    Bro: How much is Tebow making?
    Me: About a million and a half?
    Bro: His record?
    Me: As a starter last year, 7-4
    Bro: How much is Fitzpathetic making?
    Me: 24M fully guaranteed, the total contract is some 60M
    Bro: His record?
    Me: Since his signing, 1-9.
    Bro: Who's the loser now?
     
  9. CowboysFan

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    Tebow was 8-5 as a starter in 2011, playoff games count.
     
  10. Zach

    Zach Well-Known Member

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    Fitzpathetic never made it to the playoff in his long 7 year (by that point) career, so I thought it would be unfair to count them.
     
  11. #1 Jets Fan

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    Oh yeah Tebow was 8-5 not the team.
     
  12. #1 Jets Fan

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    This is a easy one. Fitz is the way better QB.
     
  13. CowboysFan

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    As a starter but you know that troll
     
  14. #1 Jets Fan

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    Troll? I been on here a lot longer then u. The truth hurt Tebow nuts sucker.
     
  15. Jetsetter34

    Jetsetter34 New Member

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    Fitz graduated from harvard and has one of the highest wonderlic test scores. he's very bright. just a shitty qb
     

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