i mean all you jetz fanz whaddya want me to say dis aftahnoon? dat i think yaw teamz gonna win da supah bowl?? well ya lawst if ya think da jetz aww any good aftah a win againz da billz. i mean da giantz had a toguh laws to da cowboys nbut listen, dey aww still on DA MOON compahed to wheyah you ahh in da NFL right now.
Da Jets wahhh sahposed tahhh win. Let's not go crazy on dis footbaawhl monday. Now, let's tawk Yankees fah fawwwww (4) owwwwaaaas (hours).
Dat sadium waz empty at da end of da game. Da classy Giants fans wuddah stayed until da last snap of da game.
Followed by a Terry Collins 45 minute interview, 25 minutes of it regarding a pitching match up in the 7th inning.
Folks lets not overreact to dis puh-fawmance by the classless jets. it wuz the buffalo bills. tawk to me when they beat the steeliz next week in pittsburgh by 3 touch downs. then we can tawk. lets awwlso not overreact to 1 week. it's one week, OK! ONE WEEK! you know the giants wah 0-1 last yeee-uhh and dey won da soupa bowl! And by the way, AWWWWL we heard day afta day wuz how dis mysterious wild cat offense wuz gonna take the NFL by stawm. it got 11 YAHDS! 11!!! what's funny is he'll definitely say lets not overreact to 1 week, meanwhile, all francesa and the rest of the media did was overreact to pre-season. PRE effing season! without holmes and kerley for the first 2 games. without keller(after 1 play) for the 3rd.
Back afta dis. Hey Mink. It's time fa anouda vacation. No more Jet calls. What's going on at da Tennis thing.
From da studiooos of WFAN in New Yawk and simulcast acrowss da country via da Yes Network, dis is Mike Zaun Francessser on Da Fan on dis beautifual Septembah Monday Mawning. We have lots of things to do, lots of things to tawk about. We'll of cawse stawt with da Yankees and their battle with the Oreo's faw first place in da AL East. Yuuuuge win by da Yanks last night reclaiming first place. We'll get to awwlll of dat in a minute. Big day in da NFL of cawse with 5 rookies starting. What a puhfawmance by Robbit Griffin da 3rd. Da kid can play. Da next Michael Vick! We'll get to Luck, Maddy Ice, and Youuustin. Folks, I gave you Youuuustin as an Immmmawtal lawck on Friday and I was right I cawled it! Da Jets took cayah of business against a lousy Bills team as we awwlll expected them to do and we'll get to those calls heah in a minute but first a commerical break. Back Aftah Dis. [1-877-KARS-4-KIDS KARS KARS 4 KIDS] [Brad Benson Hyundai] ****Hey Mink, tell da screeniz to block doze Jet cawlliz today, okay. I don't wanna heah anymoah. Tell dem to get lawst**** [Anthony's Coal Fired Pizza] Uhhh we're back. Liser in Whitestone, what's up Liser?
Look, whaadaya want me ta do? Go ga ga ovah da jets beating up da lowly bills?!? Dere da bills faw heavens sake!! Cawl me hen dey play a real awfence and defense ok?! Da bills aren't even a NFL teem!! Well get at ya Yankee cawls next. Back afta dis
To fattys credit he has said all week that the Bills suck and the Jets should handle them easily. He still has to eat crow because he has ripped the offense all off season.
So Mike finally got his own account here. This sounds spot on. It's so bad on how predictable that lousy loser is. Mike will mention... Da Jets took cayer of bidness... Sanchize looked guwd besides dat underhanded howwible thwow. Da While cat wad not so while. One ting we lurned is dat da Jet d can not stawp da fayst qwik rubbing bayks. Also he will start with the positives and end and nag on with the negatives.
he will also turn on sarcastic mode. da jets aw juggah nawts. numba one awffense in footbawl. they will average 48 pts da rest of da season
(Mouth full of donuts and soda) one win against da Bills!! Da lowly Bills and da Jets fans go ga ga!! You're awwl laawst!!
someone in the NJ NY area post what he says tomorrow Footbawl monday, jetz take cayah ov bizniz against an awful buffalo team, giantz didnt play so we'll skip da footbawl tawkk. gonna tawk yankeez baseball, rutgiz football win ovah howahd , and da you ess (US) open final andy murray vs novak jokah afta dis
Fatty actually picked the Jets to win today, so he'll be patting himself on the back and saying da Bills are a terrible football team,anyway.
