How about instead of the "Breakfast Club", you have the "Three and Out Club". Between Tebow and Sanchez last season, I've never seen so many 3 and outs --- 9 to 10 a game for each I bet.
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Neither of these two guys are triple digit IQ candidates especially in terms of football IQ. So, "Dumb and Dumber" would seem appropriate. Given their lack of producitivity and accuracy "three and out" would also be appropriate.