in all likelihood here's how tomorrow's show goes. We wa gonna open up with da Giants gutty puh-fawmance vs da Packiz but dare was some big news last night. Reyes is a Mawwlin. I told you guys months ago Jose was a gonah! I was da first ta repawt it and no one believed me! I had da big news first! I said it first! I said it! I said it! Told all of you!!! I told you! I told you!!!!! Reyes talk from 1-3 Steam rollin Giants with all the momentum and their 4 game losing streak heading into dallas from 3-5. brief mention of classless jets for 15 minutes. back to killin the Mets to end the show.
In othah news, Madonner will be doing da halftime show in da Soupah Bowl dis yee-ahh. I'll be in da building for dat. 50 yawd line seats! Youah seats? You'll be watching at home in youah 1500 squayah foott house!
Yeah, I cant believe some Giants fans are HAPPY with a loss. They need to wake up, their 6-6, they got RAPED in New Orleans. Their season can be over if the lose next week. I really hope the Cowboys rape the Giants and bury them once and for all. It would set up a situation where the Jets would be able to end the Giants season week 16. I would love nothing more than for that to happen. It would be the ultimate message to the Giants, that the Jets are indeed here to stay.
madonner awwlways drove me ova da baaawdaline, she's a lucky staw, and i knew she'd ba da biggest staw on da planet. i was da first to get a hold of her demo, i was instraamental in gettin her signed to her first reckid contract. if ya don't baleev me, go ask dawg, or even mink, tell 'em mink.
francesa is definitely opening the first hour or two with reyes. i think he should. nothing crazy happened yesterday in NY football. had the giants won, maybe, but they didn't. reyes leaving is a huge story. still can't wait for the moral victory as the giants steam roll into dallas with yyyyuge yuuuge momentum! can anyone stop this freight train?
maybe he will reference the last time the giants lost to an undefeated team 38-35..... and went on to beat the pats in the SB. i can hear it now - the giants have their number now and will beat the pack in the postseason.
he's going to say that the Jets beat a team they should have beat and the Giants lost to a team that they should have lost to. If it was the other way around, then the Giants came away with a big win to keep their playoff hopes alive and the Jets defense blew it in the last drive.
I want to hear him with that annoying bing, bing, bing, thing he does when talking about one of these great QB's bringing the team down the field, like the great Peyton Manning always did vs. the Jets.... Meaning, in Francesa's words,,,"Giants tie it up but then Rodgers get the ball and bing, bing, bing, cuts the Giants to ribbons, ball game." Let's hear him say that.
Ov awl da team that are in da hunt faw dat final wild cahhd spot, da Jets are in da wurse pahsition! Dat's cuz dey lose awl da tiebreakahs! dis means dat dey do not control dere own destahney!! But, what da Jets do haf goin forem is dat ov awl doze teams, you can argue dat they are the best team.
WHAT!?! you guys dont know who da great Rahjah Banistah is?! What's wrong wit you guys!? How are you actually working on mah show and not know who Rahjah Banistah is!?!? GET LAWST!
