Cool Story Bro

Discussion in 'New York Jets' started by Scikotic, Jul 25, 2011.

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  1. guinness77

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    This thread is worse than Jack & Jill & Jill.
     
  2. Jetfanmack

    Jetfanmack haz chilens?

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    This thread is worse than what Bernie Fine was doing to young boys.
     
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    This thread is worse than the time my dog ran away and I had to fuck the cat instead.
     
  4. James Calvin

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    I'd ease up the 'cool story bro' thing. We haven't quite competed the transformation into becoming JI yet. Soss warned you all about this! Be nice!!
     
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    This post is worse than getting AIDS from a 6 year old.
     
  6. James Calvin

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    Both sad, both true.
     
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    STFU up with your pity. This thread is now worse than the time rigor mortis set in while I was fucking my dead girlfriend. It was like getting my dick stuck in a brick wall again.
     
  8. Miamipuck

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    This thread is worse than going camping with your best friend and waking up with a used condom hanging out of your ass.......well actually they are on and the same.
     
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    This thread getting moved is worse than the time I shit my pants on a date. Luckily, my mom's pretty understanding.
     
  10. guinness77

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    This thread is worse than the time I woke up in a bathtub filled with ice and one of my kidneys was crudely removed from my body.
     
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    This thread is worse than the time I jerked off with flesh eating bacteria in my hand.
     
  12. James Calvin

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    Oh I agree that the thread sucks. It's just interesting to see now it's merged with the thread where you're not supposed to say 'this thread sucks'.

    I'm just here for laughs, not pity. And this thread is funny.
     
  13. Mantana Soss

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    Once it's in here, you can say whatever you want pretty much, this is the cesspool.

    The point was it's not you guys that are supposed to declare what posts belong here.
     
  14. Jagsbch

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    Amazed at how Jets lost to John Foxes pathetic offensive scheme?

    Who has a worst offensive scheme in the NFL than John Fox?

    The way I see if the tables where turned and Tim Tebow was playing for the Jets, Broncos would have indeed lost that game last night.

    This is the first game Tebow played in without a passing TD. He was given what, only one shot into the endzone last night? Tebow has shown time and time again that not only is he accurate, but a phenomanal QB when it comes to protecting the ball. Every QB is entitled to a few a bad passes, its the nature of the position.

    Tebow has 1 INT in 125 passing attempts. If there is a better pass to INT ratio out there, I want to here about it. And didn't Tim Tebow just play one of the best defenses in the league?

    The predictability of the passing scheme, and lack of passing reps until Tebow has to predictably come back from behind once the rushing offense is incompacitated, has played a huge role in killing Tebows completion percentage; Huge role in killing the Rythm and chemistry needed to get into prior to being forced to play from behind, who knows if they would have even been behind had Fox not abandoned the passing game in the first half like he did.

    Too many folks make a big to do about tebows completion percentage, as if accuracy is not only the result of the receiver and QB being on the same page, but the scheme being on the right page for completions to actually occur.

    Foxes spuradically predictable passing scheme has proven that it is not only unsuccessful, but possibly the worst in the league. Tebow might as well be a rookie playing with two starting WR's who too may as well be rookies in their own right, you'd think Fox would do more to take advantage of a passing opportunity, than wait till Tebow turn him loose, and more often than not with a vanquished rushing unit to back him up.

    Why was the passing game shut down in the first half given its trememdous success, especially considering the horrible results of the rushing offense?

    7 Passes the entire first half is lame, especially when your QB has completed 6 of 7.

    Steve Young - "Broncos are doing a disservice to Tim Tebow to become a quarterback"

    Steve young hit the nail on the head. Steve went on to say that if he was in tebow's shoes and trying to prove himself as an NFL QB and they let him only throw 3 passes per half "he'd be livid,"and ask to be released/traded.

    Steve stated that if he heard his coach make the same comment about being screwed in a regular offense he'd be mad as hell. Fox laughing at Tebow and calling his passing game crap is not cool.

    How are is the QB and receivers supposed to get on the same page chemistry wise with the screwed up crap Fox calls a passing scheme? We all know what the end result of the recipe Tim Tebow was forced to cook up, 9-20 is lame.

    When you brake down the lame results, the ingredients of the scheme rises to the top in regards to what actually ails Tebows passing game.

    I mean Tebow proved in the first drive that if you blend in the passing game to compliment the rushing game, he is a baller when it comes to passing. Tebow went 3-3 in the first drive.

    2nd Drive Tebow despite the drive starting at the Jets 34 yard line, was not allowed to take a shot into the end zone. The drive started with three consecutive run plays. There was only one pass play the entire drive, and that was a short pass.

    3rd Drive, Fox again starts it off with two rushing plays beofr ethe fumble.

    Tebow only got 4 passes the entire 1st quarter, despite being perfect 4-4.

    4th Drive Tebow manages to complet eanother pass, he is now 5 for 5. Despite being forced to throw it predictably on a 3rd and 11
    play, that just falls short of the first down.

    5th Drive Tebow does not get to pass again until 3rd and long again. How predictable can you get, and imagine that Tebow has his first incomplete pass of the night. Can you see now how the scheme is killing Tebows passing game?

    6th Drive a run, a sack and a short completion ends the half for the Broncos offense during the last two minutes.

    The most successful drive of the half was when Tebow was allowed to pass it on first down, and had the run to sompliment the passing game. Every other drive after that was killed as a result of killing the passing game's role in the scheme. Tebow went 6-7 in the half.

    It was not until the last drive of the game that Tebow managed to get to throw it again on the first play of the drive. Tebow went 2 for 4 on the last drive. He only completed one other pass the rest of the 4th quarter.

    The spuratically predictable scheme killed Tebows completion percentage in the Raiders game as well. Tebow managed to posses 2 TD's and a 73% completion percentage outside the last two drives of the first half where Tebow was forced into a 6 pass for ever run ratio.

    Foxes passing scheme sucks. And that is a fact which ought to be hammered home and how, you can't expect Tebow to keep performing miracles because of having to drag around the ball and chain of this passing scheme.

    To really get a glimpse of just how horrible Foxes spuratcally predictable passing scheme is, all you have to do is compare how a prototypical QB managed to execute it in the first half of the season, tebow is actually doing better...



    Tebow: 78.4 QBR

    Orton: 75.7 QBR

    Orton: 8 TD's, 7 INT's, 0 Rushing TD's, 0 fumbles lost

    Tebow 7 TD's, 1 INT, 3 Rushing TD's, 1 fumbles lost

    Tebow's 10 TD's and being 4-1 with the passing scheme Kyle Orton went 1-4 with speaks volumes
    I guess Orton sucked at executing the scheme as well eh?

    Tebow has 1 INT in 125 passing attempts. If there is a better pass to INT ratio out there, I want to here about it. And didn't Tim Tebow just play one of the best defenses in the league?

    Kudos to Tebow giving Young a shout out last night in regards to immulating his style of play~!!
     
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    Cool story bro

    [please fucking ban me]
     
  18. RUSH

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    toasting in a roll bread
     
  19. jets4lyfah

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    Tim Tebow is an limited savant whose success has nothing to do with him. Mark Sanchez is on the verge of becoming an elite quarterback. Broncos will not do anything for the next 5 years. the Jets are knocking on the door of the superbowl every year.

    you see where i'm going with this?

    lol at Broncos thinking they florida gators or something. At least we have real NFL standard quarterback/offense
     
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    Stop fucking trolling. No one wants to read that big block of shit anyway.
     

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