The 2011 Jets Haiku & Limerick Thread

Discussion in 'New York Jets' started by BadgerOnLSD, Nov 15, 2011.

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    Your limericks suck worst of all
    Away from this board you should crawl
    To remain so forlorn
    As a man who was born
    With a two inch long cock and no balls.
     
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    Another shit insult comeback
    So hard to withstand the attack
    Returning your cries
    Is like swatting at flies
    No wonder your mom gave you back
     
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    Are all Pats fans so horribly dense?
    With their posts making so little sense
    Such sad little girls
    They could best serve the world
    Crawling wet up an electric fence.
     
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    The gay slurs and references abound
    indicate a foggot hiding undergound
    with a wife as a ruse
    his own dick he'd abuse
    whilst secretly being a cock hound
     
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    Just to set the record straight I'm a Jet's fan
     
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    So pathetic, so sad, so absurd
    The ones in bold aren't even words
    You should take all this shit
    And replace every bit
    With a constant appropriate "HURRRRRRRRRRRD"
     
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    Amber Lamps
    Bratwursts on a hot grill
    Why Zace?
     
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    [​IMG]


    Approves of this thread.
     
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    A real Jets fan would not ever say
    That Mark Sanchez came off looking gay
    I see through your act
    You Pats loving hack
    You wear blue and red every day
     
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    Canada haiku
    Y u have few syllables
    Sad backwards nation
     
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    Stech tried to go out with a bang
    But comes off as a giant shit stain
    It's time that he saw
    What's so clear to us all
    This dumbass guy simply can't hang
     
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    correcting grammar is such a sullen joy
    for pussies and wimpy little boys
    as best you can
    try being a man
    but we all know that's just your decoy
     
    #72 stech, Nov 16, 2011
    Last edited: Nov 16, 2011
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    This seems too hard for you to get
    The correction above has you set
    I've cleaned up a little
    Your retarded scribbles
    Why, this is your best poem yet!
     
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    サンチェスは
    上手かどうか
    分からない
     
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    ^How the fuck is there a Japanese word for Sanchez?
     
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    Sultry snow hill
    phlegm and mud abound
    Hobbes' resting place
     
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    Used the phonetic alphabet: サンチェス = sa-n-che-su
     
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    Canadian schools
    Don't teach their kids syllables
    MBGreen proves this
     
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    dead babbie chunder
    across section 331
    is that a hotdog?
     
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    tennis is for fags
    follow the bouncing ball DERP!
    oh hai, 624.
     

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