The 2011 Jets Haiku & Limerick Thread

Discussion in 'New York Jets' started by BadgerOnLSD, Nov 15, 2011.

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    Your sense of meter
    Sucks more cock than Brady's mouth
    Worst attempt ever
     
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    fozzi58 Well-Known Member

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    win

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  3. Milliner is your Mommy

    Milliner is your Mommy Well-Known Member

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    Really hoping for a win
    Didn't realize our secondaries so thin
    Worst timeout in history
    What was he thinking, its a mystery
    Fuck we lost to the Patriots again
     
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    how now brown quarterback?


    <--8008. boob. TEHEHEHE
     
  5. BleedJetsGreen1981

    BleedJetsGreen1981 Well-Known Member

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    The Jets were all set to take the division
    But, play on the field reeked of indecision
    Gang Green crapped the bed
    Played like the Walking Dead
    Not a Jet but, a one wing-ed pigeon
     
  6. ukjetsfan

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    Second and five at the twenty,
    Rushing yards coming aplenty,
    But Mark said "Oh Christ,
    ''There's been some sort of heist.
    "I looked round and my backfield was empty."
     
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    Baumeister Well-Known Member

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    The Jets play Denver
    6 and 4 believe it now
    Sanchez wins the day
     
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    Baumeister Well-Known Member

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    Some of you are mad
    Same ol Jets fans die in fire
    Don't like you posting
     
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    Sorry, I must not watch the Glee Club, like you
     
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    Same old Jet fans think the season is in the can
    but Rex and Co. still have a plan
    Pussy, if you might be
    Us real fans have one last plea
    Join Firemanedjr and become a Giant's fan
     
  11. stech

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    right back at ya...nice rhythm and meter, but the final element of rhyme sucks dick
     
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    the defense couldnt click
    belichick wanted his son to suck his dick

    im no good at this
     
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    Wow, this is awesome.
    Trying not to disturb class
    With raucous laughter.
     
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    Sunday Night, the defense couldn't click
    The atrocious display made Jet fans sick
    Rex swore at the crowd
    The NFL wasn't too proud
    At least he didn't want his son to suck his dick
     
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    There once was a kid from Viejo
    Who took pictures in pants tight as J-Lo's,
    Called a shitty time-out,
    Then the Pats picked his route,
    So this week he's a fucking pendejo.
     
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    ukjetsfan Well-Known Member

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    Rex said "We are still in the hunt,
    "But Schotty, stop being a cunt.
    "Keep the ball on the ground!
    "Overpower and pound!"
    But Schotty called pass, pass, pass, punt.
     
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    Holy shit, your insults are even worse than your rhythm. Oh well, at least both are better than your attempts to appear straight.
     
  18. stech

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    How's this for meter?

    Ignatius needed to slam my rhyme
    correcting my meter and cadence in time
    poet police in a thread
    makes me bang my head
    there's always a douchebag who whines
     
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    This guy stech comes from Boston, Mass
    Where clearly he failed English class
    He'll watch the Pats win
    With a shit-eating grin
    While he takes a cock straight up his ass.
     
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    You are the one introducing all of the gay references; clearly an indication of your repressed homosexuality.
     

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