They come in droves and waves like a retarded horde, The trolls waste more bandwith than Petro can afford, They fill the board all day, With tons of stupid gay, Until the mods ban them off the board.
Eric Smith in the line-up What will be his next fuck up? worse it could be for our black and white safety He could have a bowl cut
Jets underachieving once again begins This team is desperate for more wins Amidst all the dwelling You can hear nyjunc yelling "We should sign Kerry Collins"
TGGers let down after their big tailgate Why did 37-16 have to be our fate? Jets fans disgraced But it wasn't all just a waste At least IJR and MBGreen went on their date
On Sunday the Pats rolled into town, Ass-raped, Rex Ryan now looks like a clown, Brady threw passes all day while Sanchez looked gay, Now the Jets find themselves a game down
Ryan's loud mouth spouted his spew, said his team found themselves a-new, playing like chumps they were outcoached dropped punts, threw picks, plain choked and at the end, to the fans a "fuck you"