The 2011 Jets Haiku & Limerick Thread

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  1. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    He's My Quarterback
    Nick Mangold was a huge loss
    Die in a fire faggot
     
  2. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    Dammit no Pass Rush
    Aaron Maybin Wears Ice Skates
    Its All Coverage Sacks
     
  3. mystikol

    mystikol New Member

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    QB named Marky?
    Is Eric Smith a darkie?
    I don't get this team.
     
  4. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    Continuity
    What the fuck is that shit, dude?
    Tanny has no clue
     
  5. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    Revis Christ is God
    Cromartie is black Judas
    Wilson, Predator
     
  6. Zach

    Zach Well-Known Member

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  7. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    Bart Scott off the field
    Spread offense kicks the Jets' ass
    Fucking gay football
     
  8. 624

    624 Banned

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    Log on TGG
    I see a soxxx guarantee
    Log off TGG
     
  9. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    Eric Smith is black
    Rob Turner don't give a shit
    Ducasse is ugly
     
  10. mystikol

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    A funny feeling?
    Hopefully he is correct.
    Still a retard, though.
     
  11. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    They come in droves and waves like a retarded horde,
    The trolls waste more bandwith than Petro can afford,
    They fill the board all day,
    With tons of stupid gay,
    Until the mods ban them off the board.
     
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  12. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    But he is so cool
    seven hundred dollar jeans
    Repping newburgh yo
     
  13. 624

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    Eric Smith in the line-up
    What will be his next fuck up?
    worse it could be
    for our black and white safety
    He could have a bowl cut
     
  14. 624

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    Jets underachieving once again begins
    This team is desperate for more wins
    Amidst all the dwelling
    You can hear nyjunc yelling
    "We should sign Kerry Collins"
     
  15. 624

    624 Banned

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    TGGers let down after their big tailgate
    Why did 37-16 have to be our fate?
    Jets fans disgraced
    But it wasn't all just a waste
    At least IJR and MBGreen went on their date
     
  16. mystikol

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    Rex gives the finger
    Tells fans to shut the fuck up
    This guy's a baller
     
  17. stech

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    On Sunday the Pats rolled into town,
    Ass-raped, Rex Ryan now looks like a clown,
    Brady threw passes all day while Sanchez looked gay,
    Now the Jets find themselves a game down
     
  18. Hemi

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    :rofl: Pretty much TGG right now.
     
  19. TommyGreen

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    This thread is amazing.

    I forsee 624 vs Badger in a TGG Funniest Poster Award runoff.
     
  20. stech

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    Ryan's loud mouth spouted his spew,
    said his team found themselves a-new,
    playing like chumps they were outcoached
    dropped punts, threw picks, plain choked
    and at the end, to the fans a "fuck you"
     

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