1st Annual Pats-Hater Memorial Tailgate: November 13, 2011

lmao... I bet you were bitches!

I woulda laughed if we found that shit next week....
"Babe, why the fuk does the car smell like ass juice?"

 

I met Prime...i thanked him for taking time out of his busy twitter "tweeting" schedule to show up at our tailgate.

 

With a camera that costs the same as a mini-Cooper, it better take some great pictures!

 

I'm growing my mullet for next year's tailgate.



time to up the ante.

 

Kinda funny IS pointed out that I'm a lot like my user name....when I met you guys in midtown the night before and jim was like, "its on my tab, what do you want?" and i ordered a Goose Island IPA and not a Guinness I could sense you guys were like, wtf?

 

That's not as bad as ScotlandJet and JE drinking Bud Light.

 

hahah^.
good point.

 

If I remember correctly that pussy Johnny E was sneaking down Gin and Tonics- man up Johnny E.

 

Bahahaha.

First bartender's face when MB ordered a Rye and Diet Coke was priceless. "WTF is rye?"

 

You were the one with the G&T, I have a good excuse for drinking Bud Light - I had to go out for dinner with a bunch of sober people and turning up half cut after six pints of Stella would not have gone down well.

 

no instead i took him out for dinner and he made out with my wife. Damn Scots!!!!

 

I keep forgetting you American lightweights call it whiskey as opposed to "rye".

 

Just home this morning and my wife asks- "So how was your car park party?".

I told her it was a blast but was too tired to go into details so just gave her a quick resume: Food was great, had enough alcohol to sink the Bismark, poor guy had pneumonia everyone was shit-faced, someone threw up over 4 seats, lost his car keys, we got our asses handed to us by the chowder chewing Pats and oh yea- someone left in an ambulance.

 

She has good tongue action.

 

Fuckers aren't to be trusted. Why do you think we built a wall to keep them out?

 

I noticed after the game in the parking lot, when we were all saying our goodbyes, Tee's wife kissed Chrebet86 goodbye on the lips. Don't go jumping to conclusions, it wasn't like that. It was totally innocent.

But I'm pretty sure Chrebet86 wasn't carrying around a toothbrush.....so i'm guessing she tasted what we all smelled in the stands.

 

Hey Bro, your brothers Margaritas were amazing, I liked that he thought he put to much Tequila in-this was so right for a wrong.

 

knowing you are 6'5", and drinking at the time , making out with your wife makes me question the scotland jets intelligence!

Unless, as I suspect your wife is beautiful then he may be willing to take the chance because he can justify the beating if it comes to that.

 

well first my dogs now my wife. so at least he is working his way up.