1st Annual Pats-Hater Memorial Tailgate: November 13, 2011

Discussion in 'Jets Experience' started by KOZ, Apr 20, 2011.

  1. guinness77

    guinness77 Active Member

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    And...Jesus h. Christ...sometimes even i forget how tall I really am.
     
  2. Royal Tee

    Royal Tee Girls juss wanna have fun
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    Yea, the dude was clearly taller than that!
    Funny. Hobbes was actually coherent until the faceplant then he became enraged...

    afa the kid, i thought it was an absolute embarrassment that adults were following him around w/ a camera and had him making racist jokes...

    They are willing to degrade their kid for a couple of youtube hits. Poor kids, and the funny thing is that the jokes were corny lmao.

     
  3. fozzi58

    fozzi58 Well-Known Member

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    And we wonder why the "kids" of today are messed up. Enabled parents.

    Someone should have smacked the father that was holding the video camera. The sadder part is that was a kick ass camera...
     
  4. Murrell2878

    Murrell2878 Lets go JETS!
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    That kid is going to be in need of some help in a few years
     
  5. guinness77

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    Tee....spot on. That was a disgrace. That "father" deserved every bit of shit that flew his way
     
  6. Murrell2878

    Murrell2878 Lets go JETS!
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    Throwing the football was great as always! I really got to air it out this time.
     
  7. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    Italian Seafood and Junc were there? I had no idea. Sorry I didnt meet you guys.

    The cupcakes were vegan????? wow. pretty badass.

    All in all, probably the worst night of my life. They made me urine in a port-o-john. And it hurt when I urine.

    I suffered from vertigo throughout the first half cuz our seats were so high.

    Everytime the Jets make a tackle, 17A has to high five everyone within 45 yards of him.

    Lots of gay guys-not to mention Asians and coloreds. Deplorable.

    ha, J/K of course, it was pretty awesome for sure. Game sucked my balls but tailgate was great.

    the time actually flew by whic surprised me.

    Iggy was waaaay more quiet than I expected and MB was wayyyy dumber than I thought.

    Koz was wearing lifts in his shoes which I thought was pretty gay. I guess he wanted to be able to make out with Guiness and he needed a little lift?

    I had a great time. I will see you guys again in 6 or 7 years.
     
  8. Italian Seafood

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    Yeah, I'm behind you in that picture, put my hands up to at least get them in the shot. And I'm 6 feet.
     
  9. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    What can I say, I'm big on introductions!
     
  10. fozzi58

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    17a looking for fists pumps on every 1st down was definitely gay. Almost as gay as the rose in his ass cheeks.

    Hopefully it will be 10 years before we see you again.

    BTW, how did you run a marathon again? Me n Puck couldn't figure it out considering how short your legs are. Were you that guy that took the subway that time but DNF'ed?
     
  11. guinness77

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    jonny...great post.
    im sorry about being in the front. it was about 7 i think and i was heading back to my other tailgate and someone grabbed me for the pic.
    in the other ones, Im more appropriately in the back row. hahah
     
  12. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    I forgot about Koz introducing his brother 14 times to everyone. Holy shit.

    The he actually screamed across theparking lot at me because I wasnt hanging out with him enough.

    The good thing about 17Aa is he only seats in his seat maybe 40% of the game. The rest of the time he was running downstairs to get beers.

    He had 49 beers last night and that is being conservative.

    sixfeetdeep slept the whole ride home. I unzipped his pants but couldnt find anything worth while. No homo
     
  13. BadgerOnLSD

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    Here's the full gallery for those without Facebook.

    Not sure why the tailgate pics came out lower quality than the 3 bar pics at the beginning. The camera used for the latter pictures was supposed to be better, but I guess not.
     
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  14. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

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    I still can't believe the tailgate ended with an ambulance pulling up.
     
  15. kbgreen

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    I think Joanny D should get the "toughest guy I know award" for actually showing up so soon after his own Briss.
     
  16. Chrebet86

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    Ill post something worthwhile later, but at this point the only thing I can come up with is still HOLY SHIT.
     
  17. Murrell2878

    Murrell2878 Lets go JETS!
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    Honestly, I think that was the only way it should have ended :rofl:
     
  18. fozzi58

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    Nice job, you have 1/4 of my head in one picture. Which I find hard to believe considering how big I am. Thanks. At least the cupcakes were good.

    Who's the guy in between Soss & Igs?
     
  19. BadgerOnLSD

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    The proud owner of a Scion.
     
  20. fozzi58

    fozzi58 Well-Known Member

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    You mean about the fountain of vomit you produced 5 minutes into game time which cleared out a circle of people for 4 rows?
     

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