dont worry joanny,im just gonna be eating food off your plate with my fingers and wiping my hands off on your back while laugh aloud.
This is why I'm going in with Soss. My dad's idea of going to a game early is showing up 2 hours before kickoff.
Thanks to 17a for outlining exactly how to get your ass to this hot mess of a tailgate: Follow the crooked green line drawn by 17a