1st Annual Pats-Hater Memorial Tailgate: November 13, 2011

I'll be the one wearing a shirt with Rodimus on it wearing his own Jets jersey.

 

What a trooper. We'll keep him well with a tailgate for the ages.

 

I wonder if Puck will show up with Sandusky.

 

Weather update for Sunday's fun: cloudy, temperature in the 50s, slim chance of some rain.

http://www.weather.com/weather/weekend/29843:20

 

Only if you are there.

 

You're littler than I am.

 

Not the size of the dog in the fight it's the size of the fight in the dog. You're toast.

 

I was thinking, if they call an older woman chasing a younger boy, a Cougar

What do you call an older man chasing a younger boy?

 

A Nittany Lion?

 

That's only the 14th time I've heard that joke in the last 24 hours.

 

So, it made the rounds during your Nambla meeting.

 

I feel useless at work today. Too much on my mind to really be productive.

 

90 more mins....till my workday is complete.

 

You should all meet up at Badge's house friday nite to watch some internet videos. He has a dell computer.

 

Old already- lol


It's never too soon, here are some other popular ones making their rounds.


Sandusky turned tight ends into wide receivers.

Sandusky loves a receiving tight end.

At Sandusky's arraignment, the judge asked him how 8-9 years sounded. He replied with "sexy."

BREAKING NEWS:Jerry Sandusky has attempted suicide by jumping into the sea...Coastguards found him bobbing up and down on a small buoy!

Jerry Sandusky walks into an elementary school just as classes are let out for the day, when a teacher approaches him & asks, "so which child is yours?"
Sandusky replies: "I don't care, surprise me."

It has been reported that Jerry Sandusky was often late for work...
Which is understandable as he liked to come in a little behind.

When I was a kid I was very ill in a hospital for quite some time, and I remember when Jerry Sandusky came to visit me...
I was touched.

Jerry Sandusky, Tim Curley and Gary Shultz are on a plane with a bunch of Second Mile kids, when suddenly the plane careens out of control and is on course to crash. .. Curley yells out, "Here, there are 3 parachutes!"
"What about the kids?!?!" replies Shultz.
Curley angrily replies, "Fuck the kids!!!"
To this, Sandusky calmly asks: "Have we got enough time?"

On a scale of 1-10, how old is Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?

During the Grand Jury investigation, Sandusky reportedly remarked, "I wish I had known that I was going to grow up to be pedophile." When asked "Why?", he responded,
"Because I'd have taken pictures of myself naked when I was younger."

What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a terrorist?
Sandusky actually gets his virgins.

And a classic-
How is a Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?
He gets there before the hare.

 

anyway..........................who am I sitting with?

 

slight chance of rain??
oh forget it im out

 

Next to Seat cushion Iggy and VB. I got name tags on their chairs already....

 

there's a 10% chance of rain for Sunday

http://www.weather.com/weather/5-day/East+Rutherford+NJ+07073

 

I have it on good authority that 2 of the 3 broads Johnny English has coming with him are former models. I think he is sitting reasonably close to you.