So wait, I'm going to jerk off before MB arrives, then he'll walk in and need some hair gel? This is pure gold. Wait, so which one of you is MB's obsessed ex-boyfriend?
I can't wait until one of you has to be the one to offer up a room so the Canadian gets to attend a tailgate. I shall remember this day.
Looks like he's got something special in store for you! Hey, why bother wasting cash on a hotel in Queens, make up some Signs, and join the OWS protest in Zucotti park..they even have food!
I did under the condition he wore a genital cuff. He said Iggy didn't require that......the rest is history.
Well, sure. I don't sleep pantsless with a bottle of lube on the nightstand. Of course, you're also staying with your father. Better brig two bottles. For old times sake.
I would think not. You're not 13 anymore. Lube would just negate from those Kegels you do! Having fun till the sun comes up over Santa Monica Blvd takes away from the need for lube, n'est ce pas?
Holy shit, they really rolled out the red carpet for Puck's arrival this weekend: http://kotaku.com/5857809/nintendo-...shroom-kingdom-for-super-mario-3d-land-launch (link courtesy of Badger)
Puck can save money on airfare by warp whistling his way to Long Island. He's got plenty of experience playing the skin flute while wearing a raccoon suit.
Does anyone need tix? 3 lower level end zone just came to me.face $125value plus $25 for yellow parking pass. Pm me
I did masturbate once when I had black eyes after getting my forehead split open from a Hockey puck. Does that count?
Jonnyd is presently lurking, trying to come up with some creative way of avoiding coming to the tailgate.
Wonder if Iggy is going to be offended as I drive my car, Ace Ventura style, so as to not take in his noxious, pneumonia-ridden stench from the back seat of my whip. Is anyone bringing tailgate-type games like the one where you try and land your balls on the ladder?
