Patriots Edelman Arrested for Assault/Battery of Woman

There's this thing called the Internet. Perhaps you've heard of it.

I don't know. Did he touch you?

 

OK, now you're just making shit up.

 

I wrote out this exact post, and then decided to check if somebody beat me to it.

 

A good post, too.

 

Great because of this Edelman asshole, I got a couple of dudes in white hoods on my front porch......

 

Does Edelman lose Acura points for this?

 

The police report on the bust states Edelman "reached under" a woman’s party costume and "grabbed her vagina" while they were on the dance floor. A source tells the Herald Edelman was dressed as a "Reno 911" spoof cop.

Maybe in Boston all vaginas smell like shit

 

Pretty low. Even for you.

 

Edelman is an idiot. He was a healthy scratch against the Steelers so he should probably be staying in on his off day and working on not being an afterthought in the Patriots' offense.

 

I believe the police report says crotch, which can be reached from both sides. I'll split the difference with you and say he grabbed her taint.

As far as women in Boston, all I know is what I see on reality TV.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQoTlVgmPK8[/YOUTUBE]

 

^You only need the part after the v=...so SQoTlVgmPK8

 

More irrelevent trolling

 

Blame the victim. Stay classy mass hole.

 

You can't even fucking read if you think mypost somehow blames the victim. Also, I'm not from Mass.

Even when you obviously have nothing RELEVENT to say you just need to post something.

Almost 3700 posts in the year you've been on here, and I bet it'd be hard to find over 100 that actually have anything to do with football or add to a thread.

Have a nice day irrelevent troll!

 

You should expand your scope beyond criticizing people on a message board. With a little initiative, you could probably criticize off Broadway plays. It would be a great way for you to meet other like minded men too.

 

I actually talk football on this site. You're the (irrelevent) troll.

Homophobic slurs are so hilarious. Just a little insecure about your sexual preference?

My 11 year old is wittier than you. And probably knows more about football.

 

Where did I make homophobic slurs in that post?

Have a nice mung. You deserve it.

 

FIGHT! FIGHT! TT Forum time!

 

You don't even get the point of your own jokes? You have called me a Phag, homo, and insinuated that I am looking for like minded men, in 3 different posts. You obviously have a problem with it.

Hey, I'm done. I'm gonna post with people who actually want to talk about football. You ought to try it sometime.

 

Actually, I made those comments about the hand rapist Edelman. Don't know why you would think it's about you, that's strange.

And I'm sure you'd enjoy meeting like minded people, that doesn't make you gay. Your posts do.