1st Annual Pats-Hater Memorial Tailgate: November 13, 2011

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  1. SixFeetDeep

    SixFeetDeep Red Hot Robbie Cano

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    I'm basically the Rob Gronkowski of parking lot football
     
  2. Scikotic

    Scikotic Banned

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    Isn't that why we invited jonnyd?
     
  3. ScotlandJet

    ScotlandJet New Member

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    Oh I can vouch for Mantanasoss here; kid can throw a nice pass with some mustard.
    I believe he told me he was close to a scholarship with UCLA................. either that or he was short listed for the janitors job.
     
  4. maynardsmyhero-uk

    maynardsmyhero-uk Well-Known Member

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    Guys as I told SJ last night i won't be making next Sun. I have been told I have blood clots in my lungs which will come right , I hope, with treatment but due to the warfarin and the risk of the clots getting worse I am not flying for a couple of months.

    I know there will be cries of Hornet etc but I am out for about £600 on this trip already so believe me I wish I was faking aside from the finances i feel shit!!

    Main reason for postin this apart from moaning is that Scotland Jet will have my ticket one of the ones with MB etc and its free to anyone on TGG who wants to use it, I have wrote the money off and want a proper jets fan to enjoy it. SJ will have it with him so pester the life out of him!!

    Just want to wish you all an alcoholic day full of MB cock hat, Johnny English entourage and cricket chat and most importantly enjoying a great day in a great Jets fans honour

    Enjoy all....I will be thinking of all the debauchery!!
     
  5. Jetfanmack

    Jetfanmack haz chilens?

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    Damn, sorry, Hornet.

    Hope you feel better, dude, that sucks.
     
  6. Johnny English

    Johnny English Well-Known Member

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    Sorry to hear that Maynard, I was looking forward to hearing another accent of education and culture amongst the savages. Next season hopefully.
     
  7. MBGreen

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    oh man, sorry to hear about this Maynard. I was really looking forward to clanking a few glasses with you.

    Hope you get better soon.
     
  8. Scikotic

    Scikotic Banned

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    Big fuckin bummer Maynard.

    Feel better, we'll all get shit-faced drunk for you.
     
  9. SixFeetDeep

    SixFeetDeep Red Hot Robbie Cano

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    you, sir, truly are the man. I hope everything works out for you.
     
  10. ScotlandJet

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    Hold it, hold it, I will have Maynards ticket but there will be a small handling fee......., I'm reasonable maybe 200 bucks! (spoken like a true Scot).

    Guys, Maynard had me in tears last night, the guy is genuine gang green blood, he is broken up about missing the party but his health is key here and I know there will be Jets games down the line- I have promised to phone him when the Jets are 2nd and inches at the game and let him hear the atmosphere to truly make him miserable whilst he nurses his coco! Get well Maynard- Indy beckons!
    Right lets get back to that ticket sale..............
     
  11. bojanglesman

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    That sucks man. Hope everything heals up OK. Maybe one of you turds can interwebz a cellphone Skype-type situation to maynard so we can pass along a play-by-play of the debauchery, cricket, Pats-bashing and Miamipuck gay donut sex that will be going on.
     
  12. BadgerOnLSD

    BadgerOnLSD Banned

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    Sorry to hear that, I was looking forward to meeting you. Hope everything works out alright.
     
  13. maynardsmyhero-uk

    maynardsmyhero-uk Well-Known Member

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    Too many flights and not enough time between them, let it be a lesson!!

    Thanks for the words guys, as SJ says I am actually totally gutted by this as I usually make 1 or 2 visits a year to NYJ but this was special. Mainly to meet you lot whom I spend too much time with.

    SJ is doing his best to be totally scottish and act Kardashian and get some cash out of this....joke Jim! eriously some fucker use the ticket and make this guy smile when a brisket hits a patriot side on!

    Enjoy your weekend, I am warfarin and bloodtest bound but I will be 100% fine so Dr Nick tells me...seriously if we reach indy I am fucking canoeing over,

    On a serious note if anyone does buy my ticket...give the cash to 17a and give to Pats Haters kids whom this event is named after. Buy them a jets jersey or whatever.

    Enjoy guys...I will be watching!!
     
  14. LoyalJetsFan

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    That's too bad man, was looking forward to meeting you. Get better soon.
     
  15. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    Umm since Maynard cant go I htink I should probably not go either?
     
  16. guinness77

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    Sorry about your bad news, Maynard. Get well, and the next tailgate will be around in no time.

    Also, for me, looks like the wife cannot make this game. Our daughter needs tubes put into her ears to reduce fluid buildup that's been affecting her for a couple of months now, and, we've tried other things but we have no other choice really. It's not a big procedure but she needs a two-hour pre-op and the only appointment we can get is for the 14th in the morning. And, due to the time of the game and probable morning grogginess she will have to go in with the little one. I have to work the following day anyway and she's off on Mondays so it just makes more sense for her to be there.
    So, sorry, you unfortunate bastards will only get me, and maybe a buddy of mine, not sure yet.
     
  17. bojanglesman

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    17a
    royaltee - HDTV, Poppers, some beers, Possible Wine/Liquor & Cowbell for puck
    jetsbabe
    chrebet86
    MBGreen - $$$
    MiamiPuck
    BadgeronLSD + Mrs. Badger - beer and baked goods
    KOZ
    Rockefella - Kielbasas and booze
    bojanglesman and bojangleswoman- banana pudding, sweet tea, firefly vodka, beer
    UkilledKenny
    Scikotic
    SixFeetDeep
    Murrell
    Mantana Soss
    JetFanMack
    JonnyD----CASH
    TommyGreen
    MadBackerPrime
    Tony
    IgnatiusJReilly
    Theo Huxtable
    Hobbes
    Guinness
    Steve032
    ScotlandJet-$$$, finest Scotch whiskey and a wee bit of Haggis
    LoyalJetsFan- MBGreen approved wings
    JetsVilma28- $$$, beer

    Updated......took off Maynardsmyhero-uk since he unfortunately won't be able to make it.
     
  18. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    royaltee - HDTV, Poppers, some beers, Possible Wine/Liquor & Cowbell for puck
    jetsbabe
    chrebet86
    MBGreen - $$$
    MiamiPuck
    BadgeronLSD + Mrs. Badger - beer and baked goods
    KOZ- Penne ala Vodka tray or Sausage and Peppers w/Bread, natch
    Rockefella - Kielbasas and booze
    bojanglesman and bojangleswoman- banana pudding, sweet tea, firefly vodka, beer
    UkilledKenny
    Scikotic
    SixFeetDeep
    Murrell
    Mantana Soss
    JetFanMack
    JonnyD----CASH
    TommyGreen
    MadBackerPrime
    Tony
    IgnatiusJReilly
    Theo Huxtable
    Hobbes
    Guinness
    Steve032
    ScotlandJet-$$$, finest Scotch whiskey and a wee bit of Haggis
    LoyalJetsFan- MBGreen approved wings
    JetsVilma28- $$$, beer

    Updated with my food contribution.
     
  19. guinness77

    guinness77 Active Member

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    royaltee - HDTV, Poppers, some beers, Possible Wine/Liquor & Cowbell for puck
    jetsbabe
    chrebet86
    MBGreen - $$$
    MiamiPuck
    BadgeronLSD + Mrs. Badger - beer and baked goods
    KOZ- Penne ala Vodka tray or Sausage and Peppers w/Bread, natch
    Rockefella - Kielbasas and booze
    bojanglesman and bojangleswoman- banana pudding, sweet tea, firefly vodka, beer
    UkilledKenny
    Scikotic
    SixFeetDeep
    Murrell
    Mantana Soss
    JetFanMack
    JonnyD----CASH
    TommyGreen
    MadBackerPrime
    Tony
    IgnatiusJReilly
    Theo Huxtable
    Hobbes
    Guinness-1 and a half pounds of jumbo shrimp with Gold's sauce and 4 or 5 6-packs P_H would approve (strong shit)
    Steve032
    ScotlandJet-$$$, finest Scotch whiskey and a wee bit of Haggis
    LoyalJetsFan- MBGreen approved wings
    JetsVilma28- $$$, beer
     
  20. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    Looks like our middle of the pack friends are still sitting on their hands.

    WTF, people?

    17A, you're still silent on contribution. Let me guess, you're bringing the relish?
     

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