For a Jets win my great wife presented me with a nice new shiny Jets green butt plug. What a great woman!
I'm so sorry. In a last minute decision we went to hot waitress bar (it was raining and the grimy sports bar is further away, also there are hot waitresses), and I can only take responsibility. Favre is going up in flames next week before the Patriots game.
Damnit people, this is serious! One of you in slipping, and once I find out who it is, there will be consequences. A sternly worded email is headed your way. With red font! MY COMPUTER HAS OVER 300 SHADES OF RED!
I wore all black today. They win 90% of the time with all black clothing. I wore black shorts with some coloring last week, and against the Ravens. The Oakland game I can't remember. This shit works I guess.
Jets are undefeated when I wear my Revis jersey. Why I chose to wear a Tomlinson jersey for last year's AFC championship ill never know