alright enough of this pussy shit. lets go we need a win big time from every aspect of our time. im getting ready doing my part.already taking my second shit of the day,which is key for those who dont attend games.cooler is washed,beers are being iced and the tailgate is getting ready to party. royaltee chrebet86 jetsbabe jetsvilma28 and myself are gonna rock this shit.everybody enjoy and party hard.you know i will 17a
I just took a pre-game dump. It was glorious. There were angels and celebrations. A huge Jets win is imminent.
I just head-butted my boss. She's out cold and there is a need for a new doctor around here now. I think I fucked up. Go Jets!
Enjoy people , drink plenty , get loud and abuse anyone wearing anything turquoise , aqua or whatever that bunch of retards wear!! I have joined in the taking a dump ......trouble is its my 7th in 16 hours..........thanks local kebab house!!
Still not sure if I'm going. Gonna wait to see the ticket prices on StubHub around 5pm. Would have to go right after work
I have to be at a work gala tonight from 5:30pm, so arrangements have been made. My local beer house where I watch the games have agreed to reserve me my favourite table, I will fall inexplicably ill shortly after the meal around 7:45 allowing me to get out of the gala early and get to the bar in time for kick off still wearing my tuxedo. I'm not even making that up.
I've been sitting in a Miami area Applebee's parking lot for three hours, unloaded and re-loading a semi-automatic rifle. Come at me, Miami bros.
I just fucked a Dolphin in its blowhole. I don't think Sea World will be letting me back anytime soon.
Too bad the Dolphins are going to clean our clocks. Only win of their season. Maybe we can then fire that idiot GM and OC.
I've been refreshing this board every 5 minutes and staring at the clock for the work day to end so I can get home just in time to see Fireman Ed. Yeah, I'm ready.