Midnight Service at the Revis House of Resurrection

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  1. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    Y U Taken down Revis House?
     
  2. BadgerOnLSD

    BadgerOnLSD Banned

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    We can still support it with our faith!
     
  3. Mr Electric

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    This has bad karma written all over it. It's bad luck to fuck with things this sacred.
     
  4. Vorrecht

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    And then Revis said, "I leave the duty of protecting this thread to my disciples, so that even when I am gone from this world, the way of the Lord shall always be remembered."

    Bump in his name. Amen!
     
  5. Br4d

    Br4d 2018 Weeb Ewbank Award

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    The true calling of a Darrelle Revis disciple is to keep this thread on the front page until he retires. You are called, shift off and he'll never drop to the dreaded environs of page 2.
     
  6. 624

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    Instead of stickying the thread, can we create a new subforum just for this thread?
     
  7. MURDR

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    Anybody have the updated stats for # of catches, yards, and TDs he's allowed each game, and by who?
     
  8. stinkyB

    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    Revis Saves!
     
  9. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    Savior,

    Devon Bess can't convert on 3rd down.

    Praise Be.
     
  10. Vorrecht

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    Way to let the house of worship fall to page 2, guys. Great karma for before the game.
     
  11. TommyGreen

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    What?! Who the hell unstickied this?

    Oh Revis. Forgive the mods, for they know not what they do.
     
  12. MikeHoncho

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    Well according to profootballfocus.com and their twitter, before last week's game Revis allowed 4 catches for 38 yards or something like that. And then was charged with 1 catch for 4 yards on that sideline pass to Welker this week.
     
  13. JetsVilma28

    JetsVilma28 Well-Known Member

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    Revis!!!!!! Lead us!!!!
     
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    The mods have committed blasphemy. Shall we smite them?
     
  15. stinkyB

    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    Punch what-his-name in the face.
     
  17. milo

    milo Well-Known Member

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    Our Savior smites the Gay Sharks.
     
  18. JetFanInMD

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    All praise Revis!
     
  19. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    Moore doesn't know the 1st commandment:

    Thou shalt not throw on Revis Christ.
     
  20. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

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