Jets players have talked more trash about their own coaching staff than Rex has said anything about the opposing team so far this year. Which pressers has Lard Zeppelin been tuning into?
Francesa's strategy is brilliant. Trash the Jets all week. Stop tawwkin about duh defense! Dey have been atrocious!! Duh defense would be nothin without Revis! Everyone else is uh bunch uh overrated trash tawwwkiz. Dey can't run duh bawwl. Duh offesne has done nothin. No identity! I pick da Jets +3.5, duh Ravens aren't that good! Jets lose - Dah Jets are atrocious! Tawwk tawwk tawkk, lose lose lose! Jets win - I told ya I dawt the Jets would covah and I dawt dey would probably win. Duh Ravens aren't that good anyway. Dallas - choke, should be 0-1 Jax - doesn't count, not NFL caliber team Oak - lose!!!! Bal - win, take with grain of salt, not that good 0-2 folks! wit 2 divin intuhvention scenarios, one which was lucky enuff faw duh jets to have such a terrible team on duh schedule.
Today on the radio--- Ya gawwta give Bill a lotta credit fawh draftin' Brady. Yah Fatass, you always wait until the 6th round to pick players you have confidence are going to be solid NFL players. Fuck you Fatty.
I don't like to defend Francesser anymore, but at around 10:50 this morning he did not give Belichick credit for drafting Tom Brady. You heard one thing. I heard something completely different. We probably both heard correctly. Francesser likely said two completely different things at various points this morning. My father always says vulgar stuff like that when talking about sports. The Yankees, Mike Francesser, the Patriots, the Steelers, Mel Rojas, Oliver Perez, and Omar Minaya are among the key teams and people who rile him up. He has asked me to watch the Jets game tonight with him. I was planning on watching it at home, but I may head over to his house for the comic relief. His words immediately after the Jets won in Week 1: "Put your hat on backwards, Romo, you fuckin' dick."
Well said.. it's sooo true. He has himself set up so that even if they kill Baltimore he will find a way to write it off like it doesn't matter. His hatred of Rex Ryan is so evident and pathetic.. you can see it in his face when you watch on TV.
I wonder if Fatty will be talking about the "luck" the Giants just had on that play with Victor Cruz.
You know he was watching that game. Dez Bryant was playing! What a pufawmance from Dez Bryant and duh MaygerTron da otha night. Boy oh boy, it's like da immovable object versus da unstoppable fawce! Calvin Johnson is easily the best receiver in the game right now. Has Tank ever propped him up yet? I can't even remember one time. I'm sure that will all change tomorrow. Tank will tell us how he always knew Megatron was awllll world.
Second hour tomorrow: An anuddah ting fawh all yuh Jet fans. Dat Pats jest made da Radiez look like da team dey ah. Mediocah and pooohly coached. Rex wit all his tawk about ah supah bowl and can't beat dis Radiez team? Yoh Jet fans who paid tahp dallah fah doze PSLs awata be ringin' up mistah T. and askin' him faw yah money back. Back afta dis.
At Tank's home right now: Jahhk, give da remote ta Daddy! Change da channel from NBC! Dey gawt dat dirty playa Baht Scott and dat vulga Rex Ryan on. I don't want ya ta hear any of Rex's cussin!
You'll probably go into triple digits counting the number of times Francesa says 'this (game) was an uttah disastah' on his show tomorrow.
another party at tank's house tonight. he probably won't even discuss the yankees or the giants. spend 5 and a half hours on the jets.
Anyone off tomorrow? Drinking game: Dez Bryant awll world recievah uttah disastah CC Sabathiar MarryAnno Riverer waitasekent back aftah dis If we were to take a shot every time he said any of those, we'd awll be in the ER by the time the show is over.
It won't be long. They're playing far over their heads and reality will slap them once they hit the rough part of their schedule. Then, fats will wax poetic over how great a job Cawflin did with this 7-9 team
