1st Annual Pats-Hater Memorial Tailgate: November 13, 2011

Discussion in 'Jets Experience' started by KOZ, Apr 20, 2011.

  1. MBGreen

    MBGreen Banned

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    You didn't get the memo?


    Apparently you're serving Hobbes drinks all afternoon at the tailgate.
     
  2. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    it was a half marathon. I aint gonna look like zola budd when you see me bro but the fella with the big forehead is certainly over-stating my portliness.

    He likes to throw around these written barbs as if there arent real people with real emotions on the receiving end. Truth be told, its his carelessness and total disregard for people's feelings that have kept me away from these organized TGG sausage fests.

    Oh and Ive done two half marathons now so its like I did one full one
     
  3. MBGreen

    MBGreen Banned

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    are you on Estrogen pills?
     
  4. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    no, testosterone so I can look like Zola
     
  5. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    I've never seen the guy fat, it's all in jest. He's run more marathons than me. It's just one of those board stereotypes, Eyedea is short, 17A is Ugly and Tall (This one's true), Alio is a fag with his own pet store (possibly, but we'll never know since he doesn't show his face), and then Jonnyd.

    For the record, the only thing keeping Jonnyd from attending other board functions is his commitment to neighbor's ex-wives former letter carrier's step-daughter's 2nd birthday parties.

    I for one am looking forward to seeing the fellow @ the Gate- this is of course assuming that he and I don't pussy out because of the rain.
     
  6. MBGreen

    MBGreen Banned

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    buy a fucking a raincoat.
     
  7. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    Fuck that, if the rain is "Vikings-Esque" I'm not there. When I did that for a game a few years ago, I was wearing full rain gear, hat, boots, poncho, winter coat, sweatshirt, jersey, cock-ring, and my wallet, in an inside-jacket pocket, still got wet. That wasn't fun.
     
  8. 17a_tailgater

    17a_tailgater Active Member

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    monday oct 24th wheels will be in motion.that will give us 3 weeks.its not very hard.right now we are just trying to finalize who is coming so keep copy and pasting the post with the names.
    next the only thing needed concrete right now are,
    date nov 13th
    opponent Patriots
    time 330pm
    place = already in place will be released on a need to know.
     
  9. 17a_tailgater

    17a_tailgater Active Member

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    besides anyone who attended my tailgates last year know where it is.

    fucking homos
     
  10. MBGreen

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    Iggy and I will need to figure out how to get to your spot from the train....last year, jetsbabe and mini-jetsbabe gave me a ride in their Mustang.
     
  11. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    And for those of you who don't know where we'll be and aren't invited, get yourself a Blue Parking Pass and head to Lot 91, ask for Roy and await further instructions.
     
  12. maynardsmyhero-uk

    maynardsmyhero-uk Well-Known Member

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    Looking forward to it , despite knowing my luck it will be snowing or some shit...having a shit time at work so need this thing to keep me focussed on getting fucking wasted for 3 days and upsetting pats across the board!
     
  13. Scikotic

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    send me that info when you have a moment. I need to know where I'm going or I could end up grilling burgers with some Pats fans...
     
  14. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    With the headcount we're looking at, I'm bringing name-tags. All of you are wearing one, whether it's your real name, screen name or name you've used to register at "hourly" motels (I was Lars Milhausen).
     
  15. Miamipuck

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    I was going to bring them................lol great idea. Of course I am going to wear a different name, to be determined.
     
  16. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    People call me Dick Twist, I can show you why at the tailgate.
     
  17. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

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    Drunkenly talking shit to pats fans while wearing nametages should be really fun.
     
  18. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    And that's why you'll be wearing the tag with "Champ's" real name and address.
     
  19. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

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    I doubt I'll be the biggest shit talker of the group. Seems some of these guys have years of experience in shit talking other fans in the parking lot.
     
  20. MBGreen

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    My Canuck accent is my name tag.
     

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