Jay Cutlah- Jay Cutler Jagwahhs-Jaguars Newknee- Eduardo Nunez(Also is called "THE BIG E") Guardna- Brett Gardner Boomah N' Cardin- Boomer and Carton UTTAH EMBAWIZMENT- Rex Ryan saying his team will win the Super Bowl DA FAWL GUY- Sal Alosi AWHH GEE THANKS FOR DA CAWL- Cue for the "Handwave"(Now the button press due to incompetent people working at the station) Yooz- Phil Hughes
da oakland cawna - nnamdi asomugha awwwl world - dez bryant bradshawwwr - ahmad bradshaw scary good - dez bryant da tight end - dustin keller da prince - prince amukamara i nevah said dat - i said that WAITASEKENT - buying time to backpedal on what i said DEY GAWT LUCKEE!!! - The only reason the Jets won DUHVINE INTAHVENSHUN - Another reason how the Jets could only win DEY DID NUFFIN AWL GAME - Jets put up over 300 yards of total offense Mista Califanya cool = Sanchez terrrrlowitzki - troy tulowitzki jim carrrrrdwell - colts coach jim caldwell hawww-hay - jorge posada jobber - joba chamberlain eye-vin noverr - ivan nova cawmeller - carmelo anthony aaron rodgiz - aaron rodgers riviz - phillip rivers da explosive receivah's - the philadelphia eagles wide receivers(tank never says their names). the back - see above...he never says LeSean McCoy either. he just calls him 'the back' Carmoner- Fausto Carmona A.J. Buhnet- A.J. Burnett law- lure (as in "A.J. Buhnet is a law") Peppa Rahjizz- Pepper Rodgers MY BOCK- Maybach noodle- head bink - a short pass or screen play boom- a passing touchdown bink bink bink boom - used to describe a series of passes which resulted in a TD Julias Papperz - Julius Peppers Tawm Cawflin - Tom Coughlin He Coulda Killt Sahmbodee - Braylon Edwards Itz sumthin about da bread - Shake Shack Burgers A tun ov injahreez - His excuse for the Giants looking awful
If Richid Seymaww is Richid Seymaww he's gonna destroy da centah. translation... if seymour doesn't play well it's jet luck that he didn't decide to play today.
^^ :rofl: The list is great. Tank bashing FOX and reminding everyone that he has the biggest talk radio show.
MikeFrancesaNY Mike Francesa So FOX says tawk radio has been sayin Lackey fa Burnett?? I HAVE DA BIGGEST! I SHOULD KNOW DIS! NEVAH HAPPENED! -from the Mike Francesa twitter account. LOL. this guy is a great follow. MikeFrancesaNY Mike Francesa @ Always enjoy tawkin ovah youah and answerin my own questions. RT @TroyAikman Always enjoy the weekly spot on WFAN w Francessa.
Peppa Rahjizz is maybe my favorite Francesser mispronunciation. It was funny listening to him and The Mad Dog talk about Rodgers when Dan Snyder almost hired him as the Redskins head coach at age 69. Rodgers' last two major head coaching jobs were with the Showboats in 1985 (Reggie White was on the team) and one of those American CFL teams in 1995. "Peppa Rahjizz? Peppa Rahjizz?!!? He hasn't coached in 20 yeauhhs! Snyda is outta his mind if he hiyuhhs Rahjizz. I guess Pop Wawna isn't available."
Guy calls up, is in the middle of saying "I wanna talk about the Yankees" and Tank cuts him off mid-sentence. "No, no, we're not doing Yankees today, we'll do Yankees tomorrow." *hangs up* That's funny, because Tank already did a segment this morning on Boston's playoff chances.
Andy Pettite is uh stahting pitcha!!! - Andy Pettite is a starting pitcher My favorite Da Colts and Mahnning jus went "bink bink bink boom" and da uttah embarrezment had no answa.. dey didn't even need to run da dam ball and dis guy talking we don't know how dat game woulda ended? Come on...get outta here wit dat gawbage.
That's some funny shit right there. I love when people think that it's really Fatty's twittuh account.
tank hates the Internet. Forget about using twitter. I doubt he even checks his e-mail very often. That twittuh account is hilarious.
francesa is probably throwing a party at his house tonight. giants beat eagles jets lose jets defense plays awful it doesn't get any better then this for tank
Dat's right! Da classy Giants beat duh soopah-yumin Eagles and duh classless Jets lawst to da Raidiz. You wanted wall to wall footbawll folks, it's coming youah way dis week.
Da Jets wa lawst awl game long!!! dey wah atroshus!!!\ meanwhile da giants and da classy tawm cawflin had one ov da gutsiest pahfawmence I've evah seeeeeeen!!!!!
Is he going to mention the eagles gave the game away by having to sit Vick with a broken right hand, defenders unable to tackle, Kafka with the interception, and the defense jumping offsides on 4th down?
