How long do you think that would have taken? His natural talent was rushing the passer and he didn't do that very well.
See, we could avoid the confusion with emoticons: ...sure, it may look girly and stupid, but it wouldn't lead to some comical situations and reactions. (insert emoticon here if you're not sure if I'm just kidding)
On the other hand, he may end up using his words like junc, and you'll end up wishing he just used an emoticon instead.
Because he's fast!!!!! So that means he can play fast football!!! OMG WHAT HE DID AGAINST 3rd STRINGERS MEANS HE'll BE IN THE HOF!!!!!1!1!!--!-!-