2011 Fatcesa thread (Jets related only) - Revis owns fatty on 10/21/2011

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  1. TommyJ

    TommyJ Well-Known Member

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    he's just burning up inside because the this is the jets town now. changing of the guard
    has taken place already, he'll do anything to turn it the giants way. he's a homer, end of story, nothing maaw, just a homa
     
  2. GQMartin

    GQMartin Go 'Cuse

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    I think we got the schtick down.
     
  3. Milliner is your Mommy

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    They were away from contact so it looked terrible on them but it doesnt change the fact that other players do the same thing they just know how to fake it better. They are no more hurt then the Giants players were.
     
  4. GreenMachine

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  5. mute

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    :rofl: when I watched it Live, I thought the guy avoided the ball just in time. Looks like I was wrong.
     
  6. Hemi

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    Why the fuck did that asshole just blast that dude in the face with the ball?
     
  7. TheBlairThomasFumble

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    I'm sure fatty was on his feet cheering the cokehead rapist at halftime. Those Giant fans -- dere da epitome of class.
     
  8. The Mak

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    He was in da car
     
  9. Hemi

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    Yea the Giants fans were all loving him, all is forgiven.
     
  10. jilozzo

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    man this thread is getting pretty good. actually always has been but it reaches new heights with every passing week....

    we should have a MF dictionary thread here. u translators have been doing a very good and funny job with his drawl.

    seriously i am actually gonna tune in to hear his take on the giants gem.
     
  11. The Mak

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    Da Giant win wuddn't priddy. Lotsahelp from da rams. Meanwhile da Yankees will play kingmaker dis week....

    Always about fucking baseball.
     
  12. LoyalJetsFan

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    Wow...Big Mike talking Big East Football in the first 30 minutes AFTER a Giants win? I thought he normally saves this kind of segment for after a Jets win over the Pats.
     
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  14. inSANITy

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    Hes actually being realistic with the giants recap
     
  15. TheBlairThomasFumble

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    Fatty: WAITASECKND! Dere's nevah evah been proof dat LT did anyting illegal wit dat hookkah. Callah, do dey call it da world's oldist prafession?!

    Tony from Queens: You mean prostitution?

    Fatty: Don't ansah da questin wit a question! Ansaw da questin!

    Tony from Queens: Mike I don't think -

    Fatty: Ahh, yah lawst! Da girl committed a crime! She broke da law! I know LT! He'd nevah evah hurt anybady. He's like da Mantle and Whitey Fahd av da Giants; dere all men of integrity. Dere legends; sumpthin dat Rex Ryan neva will be.

    Back Afta dis.
     
  16. Antoni

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    Haha spot on. Remember, it was a misunderstanding. What was LT supposed to do, ID duh girl?
     
  17. inSANITy

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    HIZ TA RHEE

    HIZ TA RHEE

    RYE VAH RHEES

    hiz ta rhee

    RYE VAH RHEES


    Back afta dis
     
  18. TheBlairThomasFumble

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    Absolutely Fatty's low point in the last few years. He defends a guy who had sex -- meaning raped -- a sixteen year old girl who was forced into hooking by her pimp. Just because he's still walking around free doesn't mean he's not a scumbag and a criminal, and yet this fat fuck will sit there and defend him like he's some sort of good role model for kids.

    No wonder Fatty's kid is a Jets fan.
     
  19. RunLeonRun

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    The difference between the Jet and Giant 'ugly' wins is completely different. With the Giants it's a calm 'the Rams handed them a few'...'wasn't pretty'...short simple sentences with no personality.

    if the jets were the benefit

    'dis was outrageous! da rams handed dem faw-teen points! dey didn't even looked like dey cahhhed out dare! dey mawched up and down duh field in duh no huddle, embarrasin da jets! da jets tried to fake injury and dey couldn't even get dat right! 2 guys fawwl down! what a classless move by duh headcoach! duh awwfense was atrocious!' Duh Rams outgained the Jets by 70 yahhds and dey still lawst by 12. What does that say? The Rams gift rapped that one! Take it and move on, cuz you got lucky, nothin to be excited about.

    But the Giants won and he says

    'ehh got a coupla breaks, no big deal. the giants did enough to win and make big plays when they had to. the defense made big goal line stands. the offense put some points on duh bawwd. dey needed an easy win and dey got it'. pretty? No, but who cahhhez! good win. saw somethings i liked. impressive run game(3.1 YPC) LMAO
     
  20. RunLeonRun

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    Just listened to him interview Tuck.

    'Da Eagles awwwfense is scary scary good. Dey got Vick. Dey ah fast, dey are tough to defend, aren't they?'

    Yeah they are...(Tuck answers his question)

    Yeah day really are duh back is so fast, dey got duh receivahas, dey got great team speed they're a nightmare...

    They are...(tuck answers again)

    Dis awwfense is just scary good when duh tackle plays that well and you got the speed, there isn't a team with more speeed den dis one, right?...

    yeah they're tough...(tuck answers again)

    A typical Tank interview. Ask the question 3 times in 3 different ways.
     
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