WAITASEKENT!! WAITASEKENT!!WAITASEKENT!! do ya know what mah schedule is like durin da footbawl season?!?! I do mah show 5 dayza week on da fan, and den I do NFL Now on Sunday mornin! Im workin ova 80 owiz a week!!! Dat waki Paki Sweeni has more rahligous holidays in his rahligion dan da jewz!!!! Heez gawt rahmadon, and awl dat udda stuff
now the only way im gonna hear what the tub of lard says is throught this board since im going to school in coulmbia,sc. so glad i wont be tempted to hear his shit anymore
I didn't get any time off when either of my girls were born, I took a few vacation days each time. Tell him to stop fucking crying.
His excuse for avoiding airflights: "I don't like being squished". Real reason: airlines now make him purchase 2 seats. Imagine sitting next to Tank on a flight?
The perspiration from trying to fit his fat ass into two seats would enable you to grow vegetables in Death Valley.
"No way da Jets win if Dez Bryant dozent get injahd!! Da Jets couldn't handle awstin, witten, and bryant!!! Dey outplayed dem in all fasets ov da game"
THIS pissed me off. Dez Bryant WASN'T INJURED he had FUCKING CRAMPS! Revis was on the sideline working out cramps too. Stop with this BS Fatty.
If that was our guy Mike would blame Rex and the Jets staff for either not having the guy ready or putting him on the field while not effective.
Francesa's 2 minute question to Peter Gammons. Petah, outta duh Yanks, Sox, Tigiz, Rangiz, Angels, and duh Devil Rays, I mean duh Rays...outta duh 2 big teams in duh East, duh Rays, duh Tigiz, duh Rangiz and Angels, what faw make da playawwfs? and afta dat, rank duh faw teams in awda of which has the best chance to make the world series. so outta dose teams let me know. Then Francesa took the next minute answering his own 2 questions before letting Gammons finally answer. Francesa interviews himself at the same time. it's hilarious.
Caller: "Mike, what can a Jets fan expect from the three road games after Jacksonville." Mike: "you can expect da Jets ta play well, since dey play well away from home."
How did da tahza gun get in da buildin? Waz theah metal checkaz theah? I dont know... Waz theah metal checkaz at da game? See now if theah waz da metal checkaz at da game.... you know theah must not have bin metal checkaz at da game. And you know if theah was no metal checkaz at the game then da security team is in troubah. All of dem are gettin in trouble and possibly loozen theah jawbs. I wonda if theah was metal checkaz at da game... Cuz if theah waznt any theah den you know dat da guy must had put da tazah in his pants...
Anytime someone brings up the Giants, all he has to say is they have that great pass rush, never answers the question no matter what it is, could be the secondary, the crappy LB's, WR depth, nope. Just how good there pass rush is...... and then at some point, he brings up the Jets and our lack of pass rushing specialist and how good we would be if we had one. Its just incredible. He is so worried that the Jets are gonna start 3-0 and the Giants are gonna be 1-2 and look like crap the whole time. You can see it in his eyes. He must of went balastic watching the end of the Cowboy Jet game, I bet his wife has to take the kids up in there rooms to hide them from fatty daddy.
