Chris Jennings Arrested after being Cut - Idiot

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  1. xmscott

    xmscott Well-Known Member

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    Bolded parts to point out why he is an idiot.
     
  2. Chrebet86

    Chrebet86 Active Member

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    If you can't cut the mustard, don't make a hoagie.
     
  3. Chrisp22

    Chrisp22 Active Member

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    Unemployed and now without a license and ride.

    Maybe he can try out for NASCAR with his skills.
     
  4. 624

    624 Banned

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    Jets are classless, he could've died due to him choosing to speed due to his stress of being cut.


    The Jets cut their bad running backs, while the Patriots choose the classy way and just inflate their numbers instead.
     
  5. JfaulkNYJ

    JfaulkNYJ New Member

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    resign him. he seems kool
     
  6. Jetfanmack

    Jetfanmack haz chilens?

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    Bad weekend.
     
  7. Will-I-Am-Not

    Will-I-Am-Not Well-Known Member

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    I'm shocked to hear this, I know Chris just graduated from the Braylon Edwards Driving Academy.
     
  8. bojanglesman

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    His girlfriend probably baked him a cake after getting cut.
     
  9. Fatman&Robin

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    With a nail-file in it! *budum-bum*
     
  10. All Star

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    Big deal.

    People drive down the parkway that fast here every day >_>
     
  11. Jetaho

    Jetaho Well-Known Member

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    Where in the Hell did he get a car that goes 147 mph? The dude is obviously spending what little $ he made in the NFL wisely.
     
  12. theBidet

    theBidet Active Member

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    you really don't need an NFL salary to afford a car (bmw/mercedes) that can go 150. hell, trade in one day of soxx's wardrobe and you should be good.
    on topic, that sucks for him... he might have just removed chances of employment with that stunt.
     
  13. Jetaho

    Jetaho Well-Known Member

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    I can't afford one and I do OK. I guess the house payments, 401k, wife, and kids are holding me back. I also had no idea the University of Arizona paid that well.
     
  14. theBidet

    theBidet Active Member

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    ditch the wife, buy the car.
    my advice.
    :)
    only kidding.
     
  15. Jetaho

    Jetaho Well-Known Member

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    I ride a bike to work because of her, but she cooks a mean chicken parm. Gotta weigh my options. I think I'll keep her around for now.
     
  16. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    In these situations players should ask themselves, What Would Jones-Drew?
     
  17. theBidet

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    you gotta wonder if players, after watching that, made sure to tell their significant others to wait until the official announcement of the 53 man roster before making cakes and shit.
    lol@chansy'sbitch.
     
  18. TPAJETSKI

    TPAJETSKI New Member

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    You can buy a mid nineties camaro or firebird that will top 150 mph for under 5K.
     
  19. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Maybe, but it will have frame damage, shit for body work and a paint job that looks like a floormat. And a cassette deck.
     
  20. theBidet

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    you forgot to mention the perma-DrakarNoir stench.
     

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