ESPN: What if Michael Vick were white?

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  1. babyknight

    babyknight Well-Known Member

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    ESPN, what a bunch of fucking clowns.
     
    #21 babyknight, Aug 25, 2011
  2. ToonWalker

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    I simply can't believe that a steaming pile of shit came out of the diseased, chapped asshole that is ESPN.

    Stunning.
     
    #22 ToonWalker, Aug 25, 2011
  3. Hemi

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    What the fuck? Out of ideas are they?
     
    #23 Hemi, Aug 25, 2011
  4. Vorrecht

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    What if Tim Tebow were black?
     
    #24 Vorrecht, Aug 25, 2011
  5. LockDown24

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    What if Tim Tebow was jewish?
     
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  6. James Calvin

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    I guess it could happen.

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    #26 James Calvin, Aug 25, 2011
  7. ace_o_spades

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    haha damn it jc, i was gonna use that ridiculous pic as my avatar
     
    #27 ace_o_spades, Aug 25, 2011
  8. Vorrecht

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    What if Michael Vick were hispanic?

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  9. James Calvin

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    What if Tom Brady was a woman? Would he be a MILF? Would Mambo have sex with him/her?

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  11. Odd Neck Stems

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    To give the author some credit, he apparently hated the idea of the picture, and repeatedly tried to get them to publish it without that title.
     
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    "to me, Vick seems to have a deeply African-American approach to the game. "


    bahah the fuck
     
    #32 624, Aug 25, 2011
  13. zace

    zace Well-Known Member

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    Miguel Vick
     
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  14. Hemi

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    ok, without the photo, the writing still sucks ass.
     
    #34 Hemi, Aug 25, 2011
  15. Coach K

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    him chopping up baby dongs in 3rd world countries would make alot more sense
     
    #35 Coach K, Aug 25, 2011
  16. jgangstahippie7:18

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    What if Eric Smith was white?
    What if Shonn Greene was active?
     
    #36 jgangstahippie7:18, Aug 25, 2011
  17. Coach K

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    i love when people go out of their way to involve race. though in this case for the photoshopped Rex Grossman/Vick hybrid picture it produced im glad this guy decided to produce this drivel.


    even though race is a way bigger factor than people care to admit, its stories and talking points like this that make this topic almost comical .


    this guy has a huge boner for black men though, thats apparent.


    so fluid, so artistic, so badass, so sexy.....oh umm wait


    he made it sound like Michael Vick is Shaft.
     
    #37 Coach K, Aug 25, 2011
  18. Coach K

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    #38 Coach K, Aug 25, 2011
  19. Odd Neck Stems

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    The first few paragraphs sound bizarre, but he ends with a good point, imo. It is stupid to ask random hypotheticals like, "if Michael Vick was white, would he be punished for dogfighting?" Most of the second part of the article basically just tells you why it's stupid to ask the question in the title.

    The writer is apparently a hip-hop/pop culture writer who went to graduate school for creative writing at Columbia, which may explain his stylistic choices.
     
    #39 Odd Neck Stems, Aug 25, 2011
  20. grumpynyjetsfaninME

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    if vick was white he would be a line cook at applebees
     
    #40 grumpynyjetsfaninME, Aug 25, 2011
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