2011 Official TGG Jets Emotional Support Thread.

Discussion in 'New York Jets' started by James Calvin, Aug 4, 2011.

  1. LWC611

    LWC611 Member

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    I am giong to have separation anxiety if the Jets release Cotchery. This group will come in handy.
     
  2. Mambo9

    Mambo9 Well-Known Member

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    Sex or Jets... to join this message board you have to decide wether to have sexual intercourses or support the Jets. Our vote of castity will dissolve once we win the SB... are you in?
     
  3. Poeman

    Poeman Well-Known Member

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    Sex or Jets...what side are you on?
     
  4. theBidet

    theBidet Active Member

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    soj - same ol' jets. i.e. stupid darksider bullshit.

    a la:
    Holy shit plaxico jammed a finger catching a ball. I hate it when i'm right! fuckkity fuck fuck fucking shit sacks. this is what happens... yadda yada

    see the above is pretty fucking stupid, right?
     
  5. Mambo9

    Mambo9 Well-Known Member

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    Erase this post now c'mon!!!! (see 2 posts above)
     
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    You lifted his ban? I went to a lot of work to get him that ban! I sacrificed! :lol:
     
  7. MBGreen

    MBGreen Banned

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    hahahah...i was wondering when you'd pipe up. :smile:

    He's on a short leash.
     
  8. James Calvin

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    Sorry about your BFF. A few people got over Woodhead, maybe they have the emotional tools to help you through your misery.
     
  9. zllehs

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    Only thing that will make me feel better about this will be signing braylon which won't happen
     
  10. James Calvin

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    A popsicle suppository will take your mind off the misery.

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  11. KWJetsFan

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    I'm worried that if such luminaries as Walt Michaels, Joe Walton, Bruce Coslet and Rich Kotite couldn't bring us to Super Bowl glory, how can we expect Rex Ryan to be any different???
     
  12. The Jutty

    The Jutty Banned

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    At least you used the correct thread. You seriously are mad that we got Mason tho?
     
  13. James Calvin

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    You should probably only post in this thread from now on. Consider it yours.
     
  14. TommyGreen

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    This was awesome.
     
  15. Miamipuck

    Miamipuck New Member

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    Calvin, to make this more of a safe haven for the emo SOJF's, maybe you should get sponsored by Tampex. You can hand out free tampons at the door.

    Just a suggestion man.................
     
  16. KWJetsFan

    KWJetsFan Well-Known Member

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::metal:
     
  17. James Calvin

    James Calvin Banned

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    Loss and separation are difficult experiences to handle. For SOJ fans, it is an even greater challenge because they are dependent on others for everything they need. Despite the problems they faced in the past, their new situation - having a great team with players on the roster other than their familiar players - may still bring about fear and uncertainty.

    Posters are often left feeling confused and abandoned. TGG posters may even feel a sense of responsibility and shame for the break-up of their man-love relationships. They want to know what will happen to them; how long they will be separated from their old players; and how long the Jets commitment to taking care of them will last.

    With love and understanding, you can help them adjust to their new roster. These tips may help as you talk with other TGG posters.

    * Make sure they understand how their familiar player became separated - explain it in a non-judgmental way.

    * Help them understand that the Jets love them despite their current situation. You might explain that their Jets need help (salary cap, better players, etc.).

    * Help emotionally fragile understand that they are special. Encourage them to create a scrapbook, journal, or story about what makes them feel special.

    * Treat the Poster with unconditional love. If that doesn't work, call them faggots.

    * Never threaten to "Send them to the Dolphins," because of undesirable behavior.

    * Help them make a smooth transition back into reality after they return from their delusional rants. Create an atmosphere of warmth and security.
     
  18. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

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    Made your post more to the point.
     
  19. bojanglesman

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    Fag..............
     
  20. Mr Electric

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    ^^ or spaggots
     

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