I had tah come back earleeuh den usual. Da otha hosts wha bringin down da ratings. I also got a new MYBOCK from Ray Catener and I like drivin it all ova da place.
Friday is the Opening of Saratoger I believe. So we won't see Mike until labor day after Thursday I believe.
Mike Francesser's nighttime prayer after the ice cream incident- Deyuh God, Is dare any way you can do something like in dat movie Big stahwing Tom Hanks when he was a little boy and den he woke up one day and he was an adult? I don't want to be a kid again aww an old geeza. What I'm lookin' faw is bigga hands. Dat's it. Deese hands I got ahh kinda on da smalla side. If I had bigga ones I could catch betta when my boys throw balls at me and also I could hide ice cream and Diet Coke and Mallamaws betta when I am eatin' dose things when simulcastin' on da YES channel. I tell ya, God, it is embarrassin' to be seen on da air with a box of ice cream in front of me. Thank you God
:rofl: Mybock .... and Ray Catener.. did his fat ass make it through the Lincoln Tunnel and into Jersey without mauling the Carvel in Jersey City?
Do day have a drive through? If so, I'm goin' dare every night afta da show. I'm tellin' ya Mink, stoppin' faw a bowl of ice cream is a good thing when on da way home to eat some of ya wife's dinna. A lotta people don't know dis, but ice cream is a good appetiza. I know dis because I was in da buildin' when da first Cahvel was built. ________________ Barry the Baptist- Being in Nevada, I guess you probably have not heard Francesser's new Ray Catena commercial. The strangest part occurs when he rolls off a list of car models and gives a slight pause before saying Maybach louder than he does anything else in the commercial.
i just hadda ideeya faw a moovie, Field a dreamz pawt 2, a voice comes outta da sky and tells a wheat faawma to build a footbaawl field in da middle of his crop, da voice sez to build a field and da NFL season will rezoom withoutta hitch or need fa meetings to solve layba and money problums. Only da title o dis movie is Field a gun toting drunk driving animals. now wait a sekint!! could you come up with a betta script dan dat?
30 minutes until: Ya see dis?!!? Where's da justice?!?! Edwidz coulda killt sahmbody!!! Dis guy is a menis ta sahciety. Why is dis guy even bahind da wheel ov a cahr?! Dey should daport dis guy back to Africah, or wherevah heez from! Awe, Awe, he should be trone in jail faw life!!!
WAIT, NOW JUST WAITASEKENT, COME AWN, JUST WAIT, WILL YA WAITASEKENT?!?!? Tell me, where duz Heinz Waawd play?! Ansur da keschen!! Heinz Waawd playz in Pittsberg, not new yawk! So why do I care what heez doin?!? Ya Lawst!! yooz yoor noogin!!!
He's taking it to Rexy,,, how everyone wants to play for Rex,, not one of these guys is offering any hometown discount.... He's got a big time point.
someone pass this along: http://www.signonsandiego.com/nfl/arrests-database/ Arrests since 2000: NY Jets 8 NY Giants 11 since Rex took over: 1 arrest(average .5 per year) since Coughlin took over the Giants: 9 arrests(average 1.3 a year)
