Just hopped on at the last station!! Living well is the best revenge, even better than FAX alcoholism.
After last night, I'm never drinking again. Probably. Apparently I was taking the piss out of a 6'3" 300lb bouncer for his mohawk, and then proceeded to fall down the stairs of the bar. I have no recollection of this happening, but I do have a number of bruises that would be consistent with the story.
You will drink again and not only drink but drink yourself shitty more than a few times again in your life. Mark it down.
I know. I just like to tell myself that I won't when I feel this crappy, but I'm too much of a dick not to do the same thing all over again next weekend. Preferably without the bouncer goading and stair falling.
Funny how we do that. Put ourselves through hell and then do it again and again. I only feel like shit after a night of heavy tequila drinking, personally.
We somehow convince ourselves that spending $300 to not remember what we did and then spend 24 hours feeling like death warmed through constitutes fun. Why the fuck do we drink? I like the idea of not drinking, but I don't trust people who don't drink. Teetotallers are odd.
Reminds me of something I read once by PJ O'Rourke: "Never refuse wine. It's an odd but universally held belief that anyone who doesn't drink must be an alcoholic."
There's logic to that. People who don't drink are either recovering alcoholics and therefore mentally imbalanced, or don't like having fun and therefore mentally imbalanced. Also, I've just been told that I was attempting to chat up a girl who was sitting down having dinner with her boyfriend. Again, no recollection. I'm such a class act when I'm that drunk.
I was drunk when I went to bed at 4 and got up at 8:30 and cracked another open anmd a few more since Gonna have to wake my son up to drive me to the store because i am almost out. Gotta prepare for my sister coming to visit with her friend and 2 little kids. I will be drunk again by the time they get here.
