Time to powder up fellas

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  1. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    gayness followed by super hero gayness. I've graduated from all powders. I now pour ammonia over my cock and balls in the morning. Makes you feel alive
     
  2. 17a_tailgater

    17a_tailgater Active Member

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    actually the hair produces moisture.so trimming with a buzzer,not shaving,THEN powder and your golden.
     
  3. ollie

    ollie Right Wing NutJob

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    Just read all the pages, start till now. I feel like I need to pick up some gb yeller when I go to the groceries store here in a little. Don't have too much of a problem at work with sweaty balls and swamp ass, but at the gym, it sucks.
     
  5. Scruggy

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    It is Time . . .

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  6. MBGreen

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    it's only 46 degrees F here.
     
  7. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    I give the official blessing......POWDER SEASON IS OFFICIALLY OPEN!!!!!!!!
     
  8. MBGreen

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    it's not even tit season here yet........stupid geographic location.
     
  9. Scruggy

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    Yeah, I'm usually one of the first to be powdering up, since I'm down in the Drrrty Souf --
    But to be honest, I powder up year round.
     
  10. MBGreen

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    I still have about a 4 week window to stock up on Gold Bond.
     
  11. Scruggy

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    I'd say, as a public service, this thread should be a "Sticky" in the warmer months -- But really, sticky is what we're trying to avoid! haha
     
  12. Scruggy

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    I began thinking about this thread because I'm running dangerously low on my crotch powder. I've had a good size bottle of corn starch I've been using for over a year, and now it's almost gone (RIP).

    So, I think I'm going to ease in with the regular strength Gold Bond, and maybe upgrade to extra strength when Summer finally hits.
     
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  14. MBGreen

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    Back in 2008....I took a vacation down to Ft.Lauderdale in January. It was quite hot and somewhat humid.

    Anyway...the first day my wife and I were there....we went to one of the outlet malls to do some shopping and look around. Of course, the dumb canuck that I am, I didn't powder my junk.

    By the end of the night...I was so raw down there, I wanted to slit my wrists. I couldn't take a step without bellowing like a wounded animal.


    I now travel with a bottle of Gold Bond everywhere I go.....I don't care if i'm in the Yukon....the Gold Bond will be with me.
     
  15. Scruggy

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    That's sage advice.

    Florida has got to be a shock for anyone from Canada -- even in January.
     
  16. MBGreen

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    I still remember the searing pain.



    Lesson learned.
     
  17. colleen74

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    Wow. I had no idea this was a "thing." The things I have learned here...

    ETA-- OK can't stop thinking about this one. Gold bond smells horrible... and I can't imagine it tastes any better.
     
  18. MBGreen

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    Medicated products weren't meant to smell good.
     
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    The fact that you need to put medicated products on your ball-sack should automatically be a red flag.
     
  20. Scruggy

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    Fixed that for ye :up:
     

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