Waitasecond, waitasecond. Well, waitasecond heyuh. You don't know what's goin' on in dese udda towns. You don't know if da fields ahh in a bad paht of town. Dare could be all sawts of hoodlums dare. It's not a good idear to send ya young daughta into dese unknown places to play socca. Dat's not da way I want to handle my daughta's socca careeuh. If she stays in ha home town, we know da place and da people. It makes for a much maw comf'table feeling.
Caller: Mike, I find it a bit hypocritical of you to sit there in your throne and crush Sachez for this, but Dave Megget was arrested for sexual assault, and burglary on a college student. Tank: WAITASEKENT, WAITASEKENT, NOW!!! Wheyuh did da ahlegid Megget insadent happen? Caller: What do you mean alleged, he's sentenced to 30 years! Tank: I don't cahyuh what his sentence is!!! ANSUR DA KWESCHEN!!! ANSUR IT!!! WHEYUH DID IT HAPPEN!!!! Caller: South Carolina Tank: Tank you, Mah job is ta covah the spawts dat happens in New Yawk!!! NEW YAWK!!! Nawt da souf carloliner!!! Back afta dis
Remembah, LT dozent have ta regista as a sex affendah. Dat's what my law enfawcement sawces tell me. LT is welcome on dis show anytime. <Yes, Fatty really did say those things>
Sanchez DID use terrible judgement...but who the fuck is fatty to tell him off when he was defending LT weeks ago. fuck him!
Bull shit. He's 24. She is 17 (and hanging out in nightclubs WITH HER MOTHER) so she's an overly mature 17. Where was Tank on Woody Allen, and Jerry Seinfeld ? Please mark is just being a normal guy FCOL. tank needs to address Magget and LT before getting to Mark.
Wait he attacked sanchez? wasnt he saying 2 weeks ago that it as fine that LT raped that girl because he didn't know her age? wtf is this guy on?
Waitasekent soxxx, comon now waitasekent. Youah can't compare da two. Wid LT it was a misundahstanding, ok. My sawces tell me dat da girl told him she was an overage prostitute. Comnow now soxxx, geeze comon now. Mistah Californier Cool needs to yuse his noogin
"I'm not a cookie eata." -Mike Francesa aka Fatcesa aka Francesser aka Bitch Tits aka Tank aka Mike Dupp on February 14, 2011
Tank's "Lady Gager" mix. From TMF I think http://dl.dropbox.com/u/842584/Oomer CreationMIKEGAGATELEPHONE-071610.mp3
A Mets fan called to ask a question about the Mets. Then he asked Mike if he could ask a personal question. Mike said okay. Then the guy asked Mike if he preferred chocolate chip or Oreo cookies.
