This is Francesa singing along to his new favorite "Welcome to My Hood" (Plies verse) in public [youtube]XYa4ONpl-xE[/youtube] Francesser: whoop whoop...dis da sound of da police Roe: Mike, can you not sing that in here...especially the Plies verse Francesser: Whatta ya talkin about? Dis song is da best Jack: Ugh Francesser: I kno some nig**rs in da hood thatta robbed Noreager. I'm talkin Noreager nig**r da real Noreager Offended African American: Excuse me, what the fuck did you just say? Francesser: First off, watch ya mouth who da ya think ya are da Rex Ryan? Second, I'm sayin it with an 'a' at da end, you shouldn't be offended. Offended African American: Umm, it sounds like you're saying it with the R you racist fuck Francesser: Waitasekint, waitsekint! I roll my R's I'm from Noo Yolk. Get lawst. And I'm not racist, I love all African Americans...except Braylon Edwidz. He coulda kilt someone.
here's how it went: someone called up and said he was being unfair about the Jets because they didn't give him interviews, and mentioned that he's said in the past that he won't give them any leeway because of this. He said, he won't give any leeway (forgot the exact words), but he claims he's always fair (belied by his obvious hatred of the team), and cited his correctly picking the Colts and Steelers game. He made no mention of the NE game, pretending it didn't exist. From what he said, it sounded like the Jets faced the Colts and then the Steelers in the next round. Like people who sell their picks, he's becoming good at focusing all the attention on what he gets right while glossing over what he gets wrong. He's not even at .500 on his picks, but from listening to him talk about it... He spent 5 seconds umming and figuratively scratching his head before deciding he didn't have one, so he picked some random fairly easy question. Like Antoni posted earlier, if you do get on, telling him you're a Jets fan is a mistake. Sure, you'll often get the Namath giveaway, but he's going to be harder with the other stuff. He was actually getting annoyed at all the Giants contestants, presumably because he wanted to crush Jets callers with brutal #2s and #3s.
I remember the Caroliner call. Someone also called as a Lions fan and got easy questions as well. I guess any team he's not prepped for would work but I think Carolina is the best because there is a chance Tank will get cute and ask a question from SuperBowl 38 for the #4 and you'd have time to Google the answer.
Last night in Jack's bedroom- Jack: Today in school Jimmy said that his daddy said you used to be a Jets fan. Mike: (nacho falls from mouth) Waitasecond. Waitasecond. Now dat's outrageous. I was neva a Jets fan. Jimmy's dad is a buffoon. Jack: Daddy, what's a buffoon? Mike: Nevamind. You don't need to know dat. All you need to know is I wasn't a Jets fan. It's gettin' late. I'm gonna tell ya a nuhswee rhyme. Den you gotta sleep. Jack: Okay, daddy. Mike: Dis one you'll like because da kid has ya name. Little Jack Horna Sat in da corna, Eatin' a Christmas pie, He puddin his thumb, And pulled outta plum, And said 'What a good boy am I!' Okay, dat's it. I'm goin' and turnin' off da lights. Jack: Daddy, daddy, wait. What does it mean when you said he pudding his thumb and pulled out a plum? He put pudding on his thumb? Mike: Inda pie! Inda pie! He puddin his thumb inda pie. Jack: Why are all your nursery rhymes about food? Mike: Whattaya tawkin' about? Dat nuhswee rhyme is about dis kid named Jack Horna sittin' in da corna and bein' a good boy. Dat's da mawal of da thing. It has food in dare, but it's not about food. Ya outta ya mind wit dis food stuff. Good night, Jack. Jack: Good night, daddy.
:breakdance::breakdance::breakdance: that's the idea! haha, seriously, that's what I picture when he talks about those breakfasts! You guys are too kind! I'm pleased you're enjoying it!
