Vernon Gholston is so awful...

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  1. Brick

    Brick Member

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    I had fun with these threads and they helped get some angst out, so...

    Vernon Gholston is so awful, if an opposing QB saw him coming in for a sack, the QB would die of shock before VG hit him.
     
    #1 Brick, Jan 24, 2011
  2. Cynic

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    Vernon Gholston is so awful, he got his ankles broke by Brett Favre. True story.
     
    #2 Cynic, Jan 24, 2011
  3. The Notorious J.E.T.S

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    He put a dollar in a 75 cent soda machine and still couldn't get a quarter back.
     
    #3 The Notorious J.E.T.S, Jan 24, 2011
  4. HardHitta

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    We cut his dirty ass, The cheatriots sign him and he records 10 sacks. Write it down.
     
    #4 HardHitta, Jan 24, 2011
  5. FreeMarketChampion

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    Vernon Gholston is so awful he got impregnated by lawrence taylor when he was only 15 and the resulting offspring couldn't even stay on an active nfl roster
     
    #5 FreeMarketChampion, Jan 24, 2011
  6. The Notorious J.E.T.S

    The Notorious J.E.T.S Well-Known Member

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    He has a 75 rating in Madden and Jets' fans complained it was too high.
     
    #6 The Notorious J.E.T.S, Jan 24, 2011
  7. BadgerOnLSD

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    Gholston couldn't sack a quadriplegic.
     
    #7 BadgerOnLSD, Jan 24, 2011
  8. FreeMarketChampion

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    If the new CBA allows overtime games to be decided by a bench press competition, Gholston will have trade value
     
    #8 FreeMarketChampion, Jan 24, 2011
  9. NY Jets68

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    Gholston couldn't sack a granny's groceries.
     
    #9 NY Jets68, Jan 24, 2011
  10. BK_Jetsfan

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    winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    #10 BK_Jetsfan, Jan 24, 2011
  11. Brick

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    Vernon Gholston is so awful, he couldn't get a sack at White Castle.
     
    #11 Brick, Jan 24, 2011
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    Vernon Gholston is so awful, his nuts don't even have a sack.
     
    #12 James Calvin, Jan 24, 2011
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    He is so awful he will be out of the league by the end of 2011.
     
    #13 Miamipuck, Jan 24, 2011
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    Vernon Gholston is so awful that he tried to put himself out of his and our misery by standing in front a train. He missed.
     
    #14 Johnny English, Jan 24, 2011
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    Vernon Gholston is so awful even his mother thinks he's a bust!
     
    #15 kbgreen, Jan 24, 2011
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    Ding ding ding! That is the correct answer!
     
    #16 al_toon_88, Jan 24, 2011
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    LMAO!! That is funny
     
    #17 Green&White4Ever, Jan 24, 2011
  18. Rockefella

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    Gholston I hope you googled yourself and are reading this thread you piece of shit
     
    #18 Rockefella, Jan 24, 2011
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    Gholston is so bad even scumbag lowlife loser Giants fans wouldn't want him on their team.
     
    #19 FreeMarketChampion, Jan 24, 2011
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    VG's play on the field is so awful it makes Dexter Morgan's threads look like journalistic masterpieces.
     
    #20 pats-hater, Jan 24, 2011
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