Midnight Service at the Revis House of Resurrection

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  1. TommyJ

    TommyJ Well-Known Member

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    i command you to bow, kneel, genuflect and pray at your local
    church of Darrelle Revis this morning.
     
    #1541 TommyJ, Jan 17, 2011
  2. jetsandthecity

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    wwwwaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
     
    #1542 jetsandthecity, Jan 17, 2011
  3. milo

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    As much as I hate to respond to blasphemy in the house of worship, I must.

    You guys spent YEARS in the cellar, with nothing to show for yourselves. You were a joke.

    And then you got Brady and all adorned #12 jerseys, pretended the previous 30 years didn't matter, and ever since have walked around like your shit doesn't stink.

    If you were a REAL Pat fan, then you would understand why we are acting the way we are right now. Because it's finally OUR FUCKING TIME.

    If you don't understand that then you are clearly just another front-runner and a hater.

    I really don't like to hate anyone but you pompous, aristocratic, born-on-third-base-but-thought-I-hit-a-triple fucksticks need to go away and realize that it's someone else's goddamn moment for a change.

    Praise Revis.
     
    #1543 milo, Jan 17, 2011
  4. TommyJ

    TommyJ Well-Known Member

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    this is a shortcut to thinking.
     
    #1544 TommyJ, Jan 17, 2011
  5. JetsVilma28

    JetsVilma28 Well-Known Member

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    Thank you Mr. Revis!
     
    #1545 JetsVilma28, Jan 17, 2011
  6. ace_o_spades

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    u mad dog?
     
    #1546 ace_o_spades, Jan 17, 2011
  7. gustoonarmy

    gustoonarmy 2006-2007 TGG.com Best International Poster of the

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    :rofl: :jets:

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    #1547 gustoonarmy, Jan 20, 2011
  8. VictoriousSecret

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    well, i don't have enough of a post count to make a new thread so i'm posting this here
    just came across some real estate available on revis island


    pittsburgh.craigslist.org/apa/2169500279.html
     
    #1548 VictoriousSecret, Jan 20, 2011
  9. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    It's already posted above-
     
    #1549 MadBacker Prime, Jan 20, 2011
  10. Coastal Steeler

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    You guys do know the Steelers were going to grab Revis when you guys traded up to get him
     
    #1550 Coastal Steeler, Jan 21, 2011
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    Is it too early to start talking about the immaculate interception involving a Steeler on the losing end?
     
    #1551 Malekanoms, Jan 21, 2011
  12. Rockefella

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    Darrelujah Revis Christ, Hallowed be thy Name

    I thank you for blessing us with your presence. May your tidings bring great satisfaction to greener pastures

    Praise be to the lord
     
    #1552 Rockefella, Jan 21, 2011
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    Praise Revis.
     
    #1553 James Calvin, Jan 22, 2011
  14. nyjcanada

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    Can you sleep at night? Praise be.
     
    #1554 nyjcanada, Jan 22, 2011
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    Our Revis, who will be playing, hallowed be your name. Be the shut down Corner you know you are and share your amazing gifts with your fellow JETS.

    In the Name of the Weeb, the Broadway Joe, and the Leon Hess
    A-men

    In Rex we Trust
     
    #1555 BADMOO, Jan 22, 2011
  16. James Calvin

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    Unleash thy wrath like an angry god.

    Praise Revis.
     
    #1556 James Calvin, Jan 23, 2011
  17. TommyJ

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    and you'll know my name is the Lord when I break up passes all day in Pittsburgh.

    Body of Revis (open mouth, receive communion) amen!!!
     
    #1557 TommyJ, Jan 23, 2011
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    The man asked Revis, "the greatest challenge awaits you my Lord but we are afraid." And Revis said:
    Many have witnessed yet some still do not believe. They cast their stones yet thy will not yield. Those who believe said unto thee that I am the Saviour. For I am not. I am the hope of the Jet fan that has been carried for over 40 years. The hope that one day we will return to the Promise land. Do not let thy faith waiver. For no receiver shall tread on me. Soon all will see and all will believe that I am the hope.

    in the name of Revis Christ.... Amen


    [​IMG]
     
    #1558 stinkyB, Jan 23, 2011
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    Please make the dreams of all Jet fans come true.....

    Praise be.
     
    #1559 desert swordz, Jan 23, 2011
  20. RevisOfNazareth

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    Almighty Revis,

    Please run Big Ben's first pass of the game back for a pick 6.

    Praise Be.
     
    #1560 RevisOfNazareth, Jan 23, 2011
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