Mike Wallace is so fast...

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  1. Brick

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    Mike Wallace is so fast that his cuts can break the ankles of snakes.
     
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    Mike Wallace is so fast, he got pulled over for running over the speed limit.
     
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    Sonic the Hedgehog says Fuck Mike Wallace
     
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    Ole Miss is changing its mascot not because of issues regarding the confederacy, but out of respect to Mike Wallace.
     
  5. Brick

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    Score an 89 YD TD with only one shoe? Ha - Mike Wallace can do the same thing with one leg.

    Check that - Mike Wallace is so well endowed he can do it with no legs.


    Pittsburgh delenda est.
     
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    mike wallace is so fast, he plays an entire season before the microwave hits zero
     
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    Wallace is so fast he can run in a circle and round house himself in the head.
     
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    :rofl: :rofl:

    hotty toddy. so he's the rebel black bear then?
     
  9. Brick

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    Nah - it's because no one can run like Mike Wallace and the Runnin' Reb is disrespectful to him.

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    Pittsburgh delenda est.
     
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    Mike Wallace is so fast and well endowed, he requires a special asbestos jock strap. Size XXXXL.
     
  11. Brick

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    Sprint's logo was originally black and red, but they changed it to black and yellow when they started raping their customers.

    Mike Wallace is so fast that he's in the room with you right now and you don't even know it.


    Pittsburgh delenda est.
     
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    For a morning jog, Mike Wallace out runs the sun rise.
     
  13. Brick

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    Mike Wallace is so fast that when he takes a dump, he's done wiping before the plop.
     
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    Mike Wallace is so fast, he bends around light.
     
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    When Mike Wallace plays Mortal Kombat he beats you so fast that the round is over the moment the game says fight.
     
  16. Brick

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    Newton's Second Law States that Force equals Mass times Mike Wallace.
     
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    David Harris is faster.
     
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    The entrepreneurial business magazine "Fast Company" was named so only because "Mike Wallace and His Bitches" didn't have the same ring to it.
     
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    Mike Wallace is a friggn 98 overall in madden! wit 96 speed..just put him on ur new jet team..see how good they do with him...hes awesome!
     
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    That was a typo on the part of the Madden 2011 player data team. The statistician was trying to figure out how to put infinity-4 into Mike Wallace's speed rating, but gave up. Wallace eventually got a 96 because the Flash, Superman, Usain Bolt and Sonic the Hedgehog were supposedly faster, but only because Mike Wallace was expected to be injured this season.


    Pittsburgh delenda est.
     
    #200 Brick, Jan 20, 2011
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