Mike Wallace is so fast...

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  1. Steeltown

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    Mike is so fast that he doesn't give the refs time to screw him
     
    #161 Steeltown, Jan 20, 2011
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    Mike Wallace is so fast he once raced Rob Gronkowski and won.
     
    #162 Rockefella, Jan 20, 2011
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    Mike Wallace is so fast he ducked a chuck norris roundhouse kick. He remains the only man in the world to do so to this day.

    Mike Wallace is so fast he can't hear whistles due to the broken sound barrier.

    Mike Wallace is so fast that Mike Tomlin DOES have time for his shenanigans.
     
    #163 NJrocket24, Jan 20, 2011
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    Mike Wallace is so fast he CAN touch MC Hammer
     
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    Mike Wallace can split Atoms with his speed, and outrun the resulting blast
     
    #165 Steeltown, Jan 20, 2011
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    God said let there be light. Mike Wallace was born.
     
    #166 -AK-JETSFAN, Jan 20, 2011
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    Mike Wallace is so fast, he completes all his routes for the entire game on the first drive.
     
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    Lance Armstrong is being investigated again for illegal performance enhancement. Apparently video has been released of Armstrong on his bike trying to keep up with Mike Wallace on his morning jog.
     
    #168 Rockefella, Jan 20, 2011
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    Mike Wallace is so fast he can outrun Terry Bradshaw's stupidity.
     
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    Mike Wallace is so fast that he doesn't give the refs time to call penalties, so Ryan Clark leads with his helmet as always, and the Steeler fans complain anyway about the officiating.
     
    #170 Brick, Jan 20, 2011
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    Mike Wallace is so fast he has an EZ PASS built into his sneakers
     
    #171 Rockefella, Jan 20, 2011
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    Mike Wallace's penetrating speed is so fast, he has changed the definition of rape.
     
    #172 Brick, Jan 20, 2011
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    Mike Wallace is so fast that he doesn't need to be able to score a TD dragging two pro-bowl secondary defenders - they wouldn't be able to catch him anyway.
     
    #173 Brick, Jan 20, 2011
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    Mike Wallace is so fast, that once he made a cut inside towards Bart Scott and letters started falling off the back of his jersey, all you could see was, "Wa a ."

    Mike Wallace is so fast, he takes two steps at a time when he gets on an escalator.

    Mike Wallace is so fast, he beats Chris Kemoeatu to the lunch line.

    I'm telling you, Mike Wallace already got a goddamn snack!
     
    #174 A-11 Jets, Jan 20, 2011
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    that's pretty damn fast
     
    #175 jets_fan_in_fishtown, Jan 20, 2011
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    mike wallace is faster than charger receivers are tall
     
    #176 FJF, Jan 20, 2011
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    Mike Wallace is so fast he runs to away games and gets there before the team flight does.
     
    #177 JoeWillie130, Jan 20, 2011
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    Mike Wallace is so fast that he can run around the world, but to the naked eye it looks like he never moved.
     
    #178 LeonNYJ, Jan 20, 2011
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    Michael Phelps started smoking pot after the Olympics because he was depressed about not being as fast as Mike Wallace.
     
    #179 Brick, Jan 20, 2011
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    that the Enterprise is going to replace the Warp Core with his legs.
     
    #180 HackettSuxTNG, Jan 20, 2011
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