Mike Wallace is so fast...

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  1. Rockefella

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    The smallest measurement of time used to be Planck time. Mike Wallace's 40 yard dash time has now surpassed this as the smallest measure.
     
    #121 Rockefella, Jan 19, 2011
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    my god you're stupid
     
    #122 RevisCromartieisland, Jan 19, 2011
  3. Jets n Boys

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    Mike Wallace is so fast, even his GF says, "That was quick".
     
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    Wait a second Einstein. How did u do ur math? My math tells me Mike will burn Revis by 2 yards over a 45 yard route. U do know that Revis would stand about 2-5 yards away from Wallace, right?

    You are such a troll, I don't know why you are not banned yet.
     
    #124 Jets n Boys, Jan 19, 2011
  5. jets_fan_in_fishtown

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    Inbred logic and math.

    No, it'd be completely bizarre to have fans from the area where the team is based.

    Pittsburgh, winner of the ugliest people in America multiple times
     
    #125 jets_fan_in_fishtown, Jan 19, 2011
  6. Dierking

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    You think you're telling Jets fans something we don't already know?
     
    #126 Dierking, Jan 19, 2011
  7. jets_fan_in_fishtown

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    Mike wallace is so fast, that once a year most of the world sets their clocks back an hour so other people have a chance against him in a footrace.

    This pisses mike Wallace off and he sprints into every home and changes them back in april.
     
    #127 jets_fan_in_fishtown, Jan 19, 2011
  8. jets_fan_in_fishtown

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    Mike wallace is so fast, he completed a 3 day seminar in 15 minutes.
     
    #128 jets_fan_in_fishtown, Jan 19, 2011
  9. jets_fan_in_fishtown

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    Mike Wallace actually died 20 years ago.

    Only now can our eyes register his reflection of light.
     
    #129 jets_fan_in_fishtown, Jan 19, 2011
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    even alge fat ass crumpler can't catch him
     
    #130 BartScottIsABeast, Jan 19, 2011
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    Wallace wasn't always this fast. Last offseason he trained with Big Ben. Wallace put on a skirt, Ben got drunk and chased him up and down the bleachers of a local middle school for 2 weeks.

    And Heinz Ward cried... alot.
     
    #131 teknopath, Jan 19, 2011
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    ok thats hilarious:rofl:
     
    #132 nyjetsrule, Jan 19, 2011
  13. LogeSection2RowJ

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    He plays in different time zone than his team mates.
     
    #133 LogeSection2RowJ, Jan 19, 2011
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    Not just timezones...

    Mike Wallace is so fast, his nickname is "Teleport." Thankfully, teleporting won't work on that Island he's about to travel too.
     
    #134 A-11 Jets, Jan 19, 2011
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    mike Wallace is so fast he moonlights as a Cisco Router
     
    #135 TommyJ, Jan 19, 2011
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    Mike Wallace is so fast the Jets will assign Cromartie on him to protect Revis' frail ego and America won't have to watch Revis grab his hammy after getting burned again.
     
    #136 BB7MS6, Jan 19, 2011
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    Mike Wallace is so fast the girls he traps in bar bathrooms don't have time to say, "No!"

    Pittsburgh delenda est.
     
    #137 CatoTheElder, Jan 19, 2011
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    Mike Wallace is so fast he could score more runs in an inning than the Pirates do all season.


    Pittsburgh delenda est.
     
    #138 Brick, Jan 19, 2011
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    Mike Wallace was great on 60 Minutes....
     
    #139 SteelCurtain96, Jan 19, 2011
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    Mike Wallace is so fast, he's faster than the speed of light; he's able to hit the light switch, jump into his bed, and fall asleep before the lights go out.

    Then he woke up from a bad nightmare of being stuck on Revis Island.
     
    #140 HighFlyingJets, Jan 19, 2011
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