Big Ben Gives Jets D Props

He's gonna need props. (read: crutches)

 

Why would he be nervous. He has Mike Wallace. Dude is so fast they can't possibly lose.

 

This week it's like a love fest for both teams. It's so funny. Both teams don't want to get the other upset. The Steelers are so much different than the Pats & Colts. They are physical and tough. They, like the Jets will kick your ass all game. You don't need to give them incentive to beat you down a little extra.

 

All that's missing is for them to send each other flowers

 

Three days in a row the local rag (newpaper) here in Steelers hell, have profiled the Jets on the coveted back cover of the sports section. Most of the hack writers are picking the Jets. I hate when they do that, they're always wrong lol.

 

Ben always does this. Last week he was saying how he absolutely hates playing the Ravens defense and how he dreads it so much because they are so good. Trust me he isnt nervous.

 

I Dont trust you, you shady nipple.

 

Big Ben is a friendly fellow.

 

Why on earth would Big Ben be nervous?

 

The Post was fellating Ben ( without being forced to in the back bathroom of a bar) in today's issue, so it's all even.

 

If he is now, it's because he's being fed massive amounts of Prozac, and he has a good therapist.

 

therapist also spells the rapist. Hmmm Big ben. Got my eye on u -.0

 

I would argue that the defense is better now than in week 15. Pace has finally turned it on and our safety situation seems stable. We aren't blitzing like crazy/failing on 3rd down anymore, either.

 

Pregnant waitress: Hi can I take your order?
Big Ben: What happened, your boyfriend forgot to pull out?

 

I saw the presser and he came of like a decent guy.

I hope we kill him. Literally.