Mike Wallace is so fast...

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  1. ace_o_spades

    ace_o_spades New Member

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    Mike Wallace is so fast he's gonna be a Raider one day.
     
    #41 ace_o_spades, Jan 18, 2011
  2. PennyRoyal10

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    Backwards...
     
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  3. mystikol

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    This thread is:
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  4. mystikol

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    except for this one
     
    #44 mystikol, Jan 18, 2011
  5. concussion80

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    Mike Wallace is so fast he is invisible to the human eye, and can only be seen by hawks and panthers.
     
    #45 concussion80, Jan 18, 2011
  6. Mambo9

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    Mike Wallace is so fast he once had an affair with Flash Gordon's girlfriend but she wasn't satsfied because of premature ejaculation...
     
    #46 Mambo9, Jan 18, 2011
  7. RevisOfNazareth

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    that right there is some get away from the cops speed
     
    #47 RevisOfNazareth, Jan 18, 2011
  8. TommyJ

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    I am Mike Wallace!!! And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny!!!
     
    #48 TommyJ, Jan 18, 2011
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    At least he aint John Avery fast.
     
    #49 RevisOfNazareth, Jan 18, 2011
  10. Miamipuck

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    He is so fast he can bang a girl faster than Big Ben can roofy her up.
     
    #50 Miamipuck, Jan 18, 2011
  11. concussion80

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    1 Mike Wallace stride=300 billion light years
     
    #51 concussion80, Jan 18, 2011
  12. HOI

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    so fast he raped the same chick Big Ben did only she wasnt able to see him do it
     
    #52 HOI, Jan 18, 2011
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    He beat Tom Brady in a race...Brady wasn't even wearing his Uggs...
     
    #53 ScottFrost, Jan 18, 2011
  14. TMC4REAL

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    Mike Wallace is so fast, he got a stroke in on Sanchez's rape victim, took a toke on Stonio's blunt, stole a drink from Braylon, rubbed Rex's wife's feet, oogled Inez Saint, and made a pass at Jenn Sterger and nobody knew.

    Oh, and knocked up 2 of Cromartie's babies mamas.
     
    #54 TMC4REAL, Jan 18, 2011
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  16. Poeman

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    This has got to be the most retarded post I have seen yet.
     
    #56 Poeman, Jan 18, 2011
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    ...or is it because you take so much pride in the other thread and are trying to make it look even better?


    I understand you being so excited about your first thread ever that wasn't complete shit.
     
    #57 624, Jan 18, 2011
  18. The Jutty

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    Mike Wallace is so fast he stole your brain and replaced it with dog shit.
     
    #58 The Jutty, Jan 18, 2011
  19. HOI

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    This post is so bad it might make Terry Bradshaw think about killing himself...again.

    Just remember on Sunday that you are cheering for a rapist.
     
    #59 HOI, Jan 18, 2011
  20. concussion80

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